That's an incomplete sentence, Mr.
I am what?
*********, obvi.
hmm 9 letters
assgoblin? nope
douchebag? nope
*** bubble? nope
****brain? nope
can I get a hint?
xylemyou?a hint??
Okay: 9 letters. Two words. First word starts with x and second letter starts with y.
#maybenotserious