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14th Tank Platoon

It's top 5 protected. They're 3 games back of that position so not impossible if they lose nearly every game (like they have been). If I'm their GM, I would like my odds of that over making the playoffs.
This is like the GS situation. Lose, lose, lose to get into the 5th position or worse. They're probably hoping (but unlikely) they can drop behind Orlando so they could have an almost guaranteed chance of not dropping to 6th after the draft lottery.
 
If the Jazz get the 11th pick in the draft I might actually write physical letters to the organization. Finishing there would be more embarrassing than losing 60 games.
 
If the Jazz get the 11th pick in the draft I might actually write physical letters to the organization. Finishing there would be more embarrassing than losing 60 games.

It would certainly be more damaging to our future.
 
Update!

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[table="width: 700, class: grid, align: center"]
[tr]
[td]Lotto[/td]
[td]Team[/td]
[td]Conf.[/td]
[td]win[/td]
[td]loss[/td]
[td]win pct.[/td]
[td]tank alert(last 10 games)[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]1st[/td]
[td]Milwaukee Bucks[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]11[/td]
[td]47[/td]
[td].190[/td]
[td]2-8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]2nd[/td]
[td]Philadelphia 76ers[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]15[/td]
[td]45[/td]
[td].250[/td]
[td]0-10[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]3rd[/td]
[td]Orlando Magic[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]19[/td]
[td]43[/td]
[td].306[/td]
[td]4-6[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]4th[/td]
[td]Boston Celtics[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]20[/td]
[td]40[/td]
[td].333[/td]
[td]3-7[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]5th[/td]
[td]Sacramento Kings*6[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]20[/td]
[td]39[/td]
[td].339[/td]
[td]3-7[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]6th[/td]
[td]L.A. Lakers[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]20[/td]
[td]39[/td]
[td].339[/td]
[td]3-7[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]7th[/td]
[td]New York Knicks*2[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]21[/td]
[td]39[/td]
[td].350[/td]
[td]1-9[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]8th[/td]
[td]Utah Jazz[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]21[/td]
[td]38[/td]
[td].368[/td]
[td]5-5[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]9th[/td]
[td]New Orleans Pelicans*1[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td]36[/td]
[td].390[/td]
[td]1-9[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]10th[/td]
[td]Detroit Pistons*5[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td]36[/td]
[td].390[/td]
[td]3-7[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]11th[/td]
[td]Cleveland Cavaliers[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td]37[/td]
[td].393[/td]
[td]6-4[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]12th[/td]
[td]Denver Nuggets*3[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]25[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td].431[/td]
[td]1-9[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]13th[/td]
[td]Minnesota Timberwolves*9[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]29[/td]
[td]29[/td]
[td].500[/td]
[td]5-5[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]14th[/td]
[td]Memphis Grizzlies[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td]25[/td]
[td].569[/td]
[td]7-3[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]

Goden State Warriors: 23rd

On the edge in the West

[table="width: 700, class: grid, align: center"]
[tr]
[td]Lotto[/td]
[td]Team[/td]
[td]win[/td]
[td]loss[/td]
[td]win pct.[/td]
[td]Last 10 games[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]6th[/td]
[td]Golden State Warriors[/td]
[td]36[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td].600[/td]
[td]6-4[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]7th[/td]
[td]Phoenix Suns[/td]
[td]35[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td].593[/td]
[td]6-4[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]8th[/td]
[td]Dallas Mavericks[/td]
[td]36[/td]
[td]25[/td]
[td].590[/td]
[td]6-4[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]9th[/td]
[td]Memphis Grizzlies[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td]25[/td]
[td].569[/td]
[td]7-3[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]


*1 Philadelphia 76ers: Receives New Orleans Pelicans 2014 first-round pick (1-5 protected in 2014) via Jrue Holiday trade on 7/10/13.

*2 Denver Nuggets: Receives New York Knicks 2014 first-round pick via Carmelo Anthony trade on 02/22/11.

*3 Orlando Magic: Receives less favorable of Denver Nuggets/New York Knicks 2014 first-round pick via Dwight Howard trade on 8/10/12.

*4 Phoenix Suns: Receives Washington Wizards 2014 first-round pick (1-12 protected in 2014) via Marcin Gortat trade on 8/25/13.

*5 Charlotte Bobcats: Receives Detroit Pistons 2014 first-round pick (1-8 protected in 2014) via Ben Gordon trade on 6/26/12.

*6 Chicago Bulls: Receives Sacramento Kings 2014 first-round pick (1-12 protected in 2014) via J.J. Hickson trade on 6/30/11 to Cleveland. Via Luol Deng trade on 01/06/14

*7 Atlanta Hawks: Has right to swap 2014 first-round pick with Brooklyn Nets via Joe Johnson trade on 7/11/12.

*8 Chicago Bulls: Receives Charlotte’s 2014 first-round pick (1-10 protected in 2014) via Tyrus Thomas trade on 2/18/10.

*9 Phoenix Suns: Receives Minnesota Timberwolves 2014 first-round pick (1-13 protected in 2014) via Wesley Johnson trade on 7/27/13.

*10 Utah Jazz: Receive Golden State Warriors 2014 first-round pick (unprotected)


[table="width: 800, class: grid, align: center"]
[tr]
[td]Seed[/td]
[td]1st[/td]
[td]2nd[/td]
[td]3rd[/td]
[td]4th[/td]
[td]5th[/td]
[td]6th[/td]
[td]7th[/td]
[td]8th[/td]
[td]9th[/td]
[td]10th[/td]
[td]11th[/td]
[td]12th[/td]
[td]13th[/td]
[td]14th[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]1st[/td]
[td].250[/td]
[td].215[/td]
[td].178[/td]
[td].357[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]2nd[/td]
[td].199[/td]
[td].188[/td]
[td].171[/td]
[td].319[/td]
[td].123[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]3rd[/td]
[td].156[/td]
[td].157[/td]
[td].156[/td]
[td].226[/td]
[td].265[/td]
[td].040[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]4th[/td]
[td].119[/td]
[td].126[/td]
[td].133[/td]
[td].099[/td]
[td].351[/td]
[td].160[/td]
[td].012[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]5th[/td]
[td].088[/td]
[td].097[/td]
[td].107[/td]
[td][/td]
[td].261[/td]
[td].360[/td]
[td].084[/td]
[td].004[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]6th[/td]
[td].063[/td]
[td].071[/td]
[td].081[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].439[/td]
[td].305[/td]
[td].040[/td]
[td].001[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]7th[/td]
[td].043[/td]
[td].049[/td]
[td].058[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].529[/td]
[td].232[/td]
[td].018[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]8th[/td]
[td].028[/td]
[td].033[/td]
[td].039[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].724[/td]
[td].168[/td]
[td].008[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]9th[/td]
[td].017[/td]
[td].020[/td]
[td].024[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].813[/td]
[td].122[/td]
[td].004[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]10th[/td]
[td].011[/td]
[td].013[/td]
[td].016[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].870[/td]
[td].089[/td]
[td].002[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]11th[/td]
[td].008[/td]
[td].009[/td]
[td].012[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].907[/td]
[td].063[/td]
[td].001[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]12th[/td]
[td].007[/td]
[td].009[/td]
[td].012[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].935[/td]
[td].039[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]13th[/td]
[td].006[/td]
[td].007[/td]
[td].009[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].960[/td]
[td].018[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]14th[/td]
[td].005[/td]
[td].006[/td]
[td].007[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].982[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]

Tank Ranking:
1. Philadelphia 76ers
2. New York Knicks
2. New Orleans Pelicans
2. Denver Nuggets




Wins for the worst teams since '03:

[table="width: 700, class: grid, align: center"]
[tr]
[td]Lotto[/td]
[td]03/04[/td]
[td]04/05[/td]
[td]05/06[/td]
[td]06/07[/td]
[td]07/08[/td]
[td]08/09[/td]
[td]09/10[/td]
[td]10/11[/td]
[td]12/13[/td]
[td]Average since 2003[/td]
[td]Last 5[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]1st[/td]
[td]21[/td]
[td]13[/td]
[td]21[/td]
[td]22[/td]
[td]15[/td]
[td]17[/td]
[td]12[/td]
[td]17[/td]
[td]20[/td]
[td]17,6[/td]
[td]16,2[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]2nd[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td]18[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td]20[/td]
[td]19[/td]
[td]15[/td]
[td]19[/td]
[td]21[/td]
[td]20,2[/td]
[td]18,8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]3rd[/td]
[td]25[/td]
[td]18[/td]
[td]26[/td]
[td]28[/td]
[td]22[/td]
[td]19[/td]
[td]25[/td]
[td]22[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td]23,2[/td]
[td]22,4[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]4h[/td]
[td]28[/td]
[td]26[/td]
[td]26[/td]
[td]30[/td]
[td]22[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td]26[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td]25[/td]
[td]25,5[/td]
[td]23,8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]5th[/td]
[td]28[/td]
[td]27[/td]
[td]27[/td]
[td]31[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td]26[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td]27[/td]
[td]26,3[/td]
[td]24,8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]6th[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td]30[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td]32[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td]27[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td]28[/td]
[td]28,2[/td]
[td]25,2[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]7th[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td]32[/td]
[td]26[/td]
[td]29[/td]
[td]27[/td]
[td]30[/td]
[td]29[/td]
[td]30,2[/td]
[td]28,2[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]8th[/td]
[td]35[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td]34[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td]32[/td]
[td]32[/td]
[td]29[/td]
[td]32[/td]
[td]29[/td]
[td]32,1[/td]
[td]30,8[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]
 
Lol.

I love how all those years we picked around 8-10 everyone here explained how players picked here usually weren't very good. Now that we are blowing the tank, those very same posters are trying to "pump us up" over picking 8-10.

So I would love for these folks to create a list of all-stars drafted 8-11.

Because this team doesn't need another Andrei Hayward. It needs a real player.

Thank you
 
Lol.

I love how all those years we picked around 8-10 everyone here explained how players picked here usually weren't very good. Now that we are blowing the tank, those very same posters are trying to "pump us up" over picking 8-10.

So I would love for these folks to create a list of all-stars drafted 8-11.

Because this team doesn't need another Andrei Hayward. It needs a real player.

Thank you

The Indiana Pacers and Paul George saids "Hi".
 
Lol.

I love how all those years we picked around 8-10 everyone here explained how players picked here usually weren't very good. Now that we are blowing the tank, those very same posters are trying to "pump us up" over picking 8-10.

So I would love for these folks to create a list of all-stars drafted 8-11.

Because this team doesn't need another Andrei Hayward. It needs a real player.

Thank you

Lol people trying to be positive over a situation in which they have 0 control instead of being miserable pricks. What ****ing idiots.
 
Lol.

I love how all those years we picked around 8-10 everyone here explained how players picked here usually weren't very good. Now that we are blowing the tank, those very same posters are trying to "pump us up" over picking 8-10.

So I would love for these folks to create a list of all-stars drafted 8-11.

Because this team doesn't need another Andrei Hayward. It needs a real player.

Thank you


in the past 10 years the allstars from picks 8-11 are

Andre Iguodala, Andrew Bynum, Joakim Noah, Brook Lopez, Demar DeRozan, Paul George

with honorable mention to Andre Drummond, MCW, Brandon Jennings, Kemba Walker, Klay Thompson, Hayward, Rudy Gay, JJ Reddick
 
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