You're on your way, but next you have to start insulting people for pointing out the errors in your logic. Then when it finally sinks through your thick skull that you were wrong you need to lose your grip on reality, question their reading comprehension, and state with furious confidence that your words meant something totally contrary to how every sane person would interperet them.
Not at all what I said
Not word for word, but it's the extended cliff notes version.
