1st Annual Jazzfanz Academy Awards

[moevillini]

Someone nominate me for something so I don't feel left out.

How about Poster best able to carry their own wait?
Poster who best toad the line?
Poster who best holds their piece?


Take your pick. Looks like you have multiple nominations in a variety of categories.
You're a star

 

[Dr. Jones]

Best Romantic Relationship: Dalamon and PKM

Best Knowledge of High School Boy's Body Measurements: PKM

Finally read this entire thread. Nice job, Hack. Will rep.

I nominate, for the "tiny wittle ***** complex so I'm going to become a jealous douchey stalker" award to, Cyrone Torbin.

Cy rackin up, holla!

 

[fishonjazz]

best logan poster who feels exluded: Fatchipper

lol

 

[fishonjazz]

Poster who laughs the most while on jazzfanz: Me

Thanks to all you funny ********, keep up the good work

 

[addictionary]

Poster who laughs the most while on jazzfanz: Me

Thanks to all you funny ********, keep up the good work

Ye trippin' again mate?

 

[Stifle Tower]

Best crusader: carolinajazz
for his relentess fight against tats and hoppers

 

[nightmare3983]

Best at tooting his own horn: MoTown16

 

[Dr. Jones]

Best at tooting his own horn: MoTown16

Wish I deserved that award. I'd probably never leave the house.

 

[nightmare3983]

Wish I deserved that award. I'd probably never leave the house.

It's just one award.

 

[fishonjazz]

Ye trippin' again mate?

I wish

 

[Bronco70]

Poster least likely to develop an infection from:

1. A tattoo gone bad
2. A blister obtained during extended participation in a civil rights march
3. Sexual contact with another person

carolinajazz

 

[Zulu]

Best nickname giver:..... Not UGLI!!

 

[nightmare3983]

Best at sticking to his schtick: DutchJazzer

 

[Stoked]

Best at sticking to his schtick: DutchJazzer

I'd put One Brow, HH, Carolina and Mission Accomplished in that arguement.

 

[nightmare3983]

I'd put One Brow, HH, Carolina and Mission Accomplished in that arguement.

True. Let's take out Carolina since he's gotten quite a few nominations already. Let's spread the love.

 

[CitizenofCapua]

I would like to add a few more categories;

Best meme maker; spycam1
Best poster at game thread during the game; Ellipse
Best sig; addictionary
Best Corbin hater; NAOS (I'm so jelaous i wish i would've won that)
Best twitter updater; mellow

 

[CitizenofCapua]

I would like to add a few more categories;

Best meme maker; spycam1
Best poster at game thread during the game; Ellipse
Best sig; addictionary
Best Corbin hater; NAOS (I'm so jelaous i wish i would've won that)
Best twitter updater; mellow

Edit: I sent it twice to make it clear not because i biffed or something.

 

[DutchJazzer]

Poster with highest % of meaningless posts: nightmare3983

phew
thought i was gonnna get that award

 

[DutchJazzer]

Poster you'd least like to meet in a dark alley: Dutch

please explain

 

[DutchJazzer]

Just went through the member list sorted by posts. The further away I get from volume the more I tend to like posters. Too many to list, so an honorable to the list:

https://jazzfanz.com/memberlist.php?page=4&pp=30&order=desc&sort=posts
https://jazzfanz.com/memberlist.php?page=3&pp=30&order=desc&sort=posts

What the hell happened to Joe Bagadonuts, NotDeadYet, David "You Son Of A Bitch" Stern, Inn Dawn? Some of my favorites.

holly crap i'm 14th on the list :|
i need to get a life