2014-2015 Jazzfanz Official #playoffpush thread #rallychurro

[LogGrad98]

This thread is a curse on the Jazz.
They have had quite the run of bad luck and losses since this whole fiasco began.

This is why I have forsaken the rally churro. Look, I announced that and Rudy came back to form, but we still lost. The rally churro is cursed.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Rally Churro for the tank?

 

[The Midnight]

Rally churro.. the worst thing that's happened to the Jazz since Trey Burke.


And Dala is solely responsible for both of those things.

 

[nightmare3983]

Rally churro.. the worst thing that's happened to the Jazz since Trey Burke.


And Dala is responsible for both of those things.

Dipship is actually responsible for starting the #rallychurro business. Dala was just being a faithful and ardent follower.

 

[LifeOnaPlate]

Churro forgive them


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[LogGrad98]

Churro forgive them


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The churro doesn't forgive. The churro is a cold-*** bitch that will kill you and everyone you love if you cross her.

 

[Stoked]

The "RallyChurro sees the long game. It nurtured our faith and mental health with glimpses of next season. With defensive power. Now the #RallyChurro nutures our future by working for a top 10 pick. Increasing our chances at that SF/SG threat we need. (Hezonja, Winslow, Oubre and Johnson).

I stand firm in the faith.

 

[The Midnight]

Glad this is now un-stickied.


Good grief.

 

[Deleted member 848]

This thread, its photoshops, and how we got #rallychurro trending on Twitter is ****ing magnificent.

 

[Deleted member 848]

Praise be to dipship, who coined it when eating one in Houston or some ish?

 

[Deleted member 848]

I first came across The Rally Churro in the middle of one of my exorcisms.


Chris Baal was tormenting me, and I was in the midst of yet another poor shooting night.


But then, I had a vision.




I was playing against my home town team. Detroit. I was glued on the bench, with dimming hope that the exorcism would ever be successful

And then, it hit me. I saw the vision. I saw it....


I saw myself with the Churro

#rallychurro

 

[Bawse Dawg]

Dalabro, I love you, but this thread was an utter disaster last year.

We need to start fresh. The rally churro failed us big time.