2015-2016 Utah Jazz Official #rallychurro thread #playoffpush
LifeOnaPlate
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Don't forget the official #rallychurro emoji, 
fishonjazz
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Most of these were made by Dipship pls praise him
This one might be my favorite.
Though the ace venturo one is hilarious
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And the wingspan of the beast was five cubits and a span
Lololol
Lololol
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Well I guess if it's coming back we should update based on this year:
I'll join in on more photoshops later tonight hopefully
Joe Bagadonuts
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If this ever really takes off (which I could definitely see happening if we went on a winning streak) the churro supplier to Vivint ought to build a statue to honor Dal and Dip. Imagine the revenue if the crowd really (rally) got behind this thing.
Thee Jazz Fan
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We are 1.5 games behind the Rockets, guys.
I think I'm starting to become a believer.
Our apostle Dipship has recruited the ancient power of the Rally Churro to aid us with this unlikely, all-odds-against us quest.
They'll never do it, they say. It's too late, they say. Our guards can't shoot, they say. The cinderella run will end, they say.
What they don't know, is that we have this:
We have the power of prayer. We have the power of the Rally Churro.
Amen.
I first came across The Rally Churro in the middle of one of my exorcisms.
Chris Baal was tormenting me, and I was in the midst of yet another poor shooting night.
But then, I had a vision.
I was playing against my home town team. Detroit. I was glued on the bench, with dimming hope that the exorcism would ever be successful
And then, it hit me. I saw the vision. I saw it....
I saw myself with the Churro
Yes... Let's just give Dal an even bigger god like completion. Lol that's all we need.
With that said, love the thread Dal. I'm with you!!
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Not to mention all the people trying to bury the birds in feces.
Not sure how to market that but it is almost Easter so maybe bury those sugary peeps in chocolate soft serve?
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Lmao legit never thought of this.
Guys pls let's bring all of the diabetes to Utah #rallychurro
Joe Bagadonuts
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Bird feces. Yum, yum. How are we ever going to keep up with the demand?
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Welcome to the world of capitalism. It's a lovely place!