2016 Annual JazzFanz Current Players Draft

[The Midnight]

You know what the problem with this Rio Opening Ceremony is?


Nobody can understand what they're saying. All the music, most of the talking are in Portuguese.


I mean how many here speak Portuguese?

 

[Dr. Jones]

here

 

[The Midnight]

I think I know who Cy's gonna pick.

 

[Miggs]

I think I know who Cy's gonna pick.

Big Baby??? For that fat ***?

 

[The Midnight]

Big Baby??? For that fat ***?

Haha.. nah, but I know 1 player who he loves & fits his need right now... let's see if I'm right.

 

[Miggs]

Cy is panicking. He's gonna pass up another "Dwight."

 

[silesian]

Lol. Worst shooting team of all time.

Sober up, dude

Are you referring to Iggy? He only hit 35% of his 3s over the last 3 years
No? then did you mean CP3, who only shot 38% from 3 over the past 2 years.
No? then you mean Ibaka, one of the best stretch 4s in the league, career 3P% = 35.5%
No? then you must mean Avery Bradley 36% over last 3 years.

 

[Siro]

KAT and Klay in the top-10 is a joke.

I'll take Noel and his defense at #47.

Bitch.

Klay in the top 10 is not a joke.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Brooks Lopez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0isV4CGXFM

 

[Jazz and Utes]

#55 Dirk Nowitzki

 

[The Midnight]

Was thinking of another player... nevermind.

 

[Elizah Huge]

Klay in the top 10 is not a joke.

I'll take Kyrie and Lillard over Klay any day.

 

[The Midnight]

[MENTION=2411]tfivas[/MENTION]
[MENTION=430]Dr. Jones[/MENTION]

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Wiggins
Hayward
Durant
Lopez

Size and length.

 

[Miggs]

Brooks Lopez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0isV4CGXFM

Brooks? You took the dude from Shawshank?

 

[Jazz and Utes]

#55 Dirk Nowitzki

[MENTION=2411]tfivas[/MENTION]
[MENTION=430]Dr. Jones[/MENTION]

.

 

[Miggs]

Peeks has been texted.

 

[fishonjazz]

Sorry guys, I was at Lagoon! It's what fun is.

That cannibal ride is ****ing fantastic. Got to be one of the best rides in the whole country.

 

[fishonjazz]

Iguodala and Avery Bradley

Starting line-up is ready to compete:

CP3
Avery Bradley
Iguodala
Ibaka
M Gasol

Shooters (4 starters can knock down threes), scorers, athleticism, veteran experience & leadership, unselfish team players, superior passing (CP3/ Gasol top at position), elite perimeter defense (CP3, Bradley and Iggy all-league D), and elite rim protection defense (Gasol DPOY, Ibaka all-league D).

Damn. I feel like you need a pure scorer for cp3 to set up.

 

[The Midnight]

Peeks has been texted.

Hope he isn't sleeping.. he's been drunk for a while now.