2017 Annual JazzFanz All-Time NBA Draft

[Miggs]

Fries are the biggest waste of money

Condoms.

Just pull out. Or jerk off.

 

[Miggs]

Last year I was visiting friends in LA, and a friend of my friends, who happened to be a porn actress, came over. She promptly offered to show me her work, which consisted of the nastiest BDSM porn I've ever seen. I mean real nasty, with multiple men slapping her around, stepping on her face, and spitting on her. She was being totally nonchalant about it. For me, it was the most awkward thing ever. We proceeded to BBQ and ****, but it was all I could think of that day.

Completely unrelated, but thought I'd share!

Name?

Nacho Vidal was prob stepping on her face I bet.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

I'm glad this thread is too long and dense for anyone to actually read it.

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[gandalfe]

Condoms.

Just pull out. Or jerk off.

Disease.

Also, there is still sperm in pre-ejaculate.

 

[gandalfe]

I'm glad this thread is too long and dense for anyone to actually read it.

At this point, I've given up giving a crap about this thread. It's obviously lost its direction.

 

[Miggs]

Disease.

Also, there is still sperm in pre-ejaculate.

Hence, or jerk off.

 

[spycam1]

Last year I was visiting friends in LA, and a friend of my friends, who happened to be a porn actress, came over. She promptly offered to show me her work, which consisted of the nastiest BDSM porn I've ever seen. I mean real nasty, with multiple men slapping her around, stepping on her face, and spitting on her. She was being totally nonchalant about it. For me, it was the most awkward thing ever. We proceeded to BBQ and ****, but it was all I could think of that day.

Completely unrelated, but thought I'd share!

Did you tap that though?

Also, I may just have to make this quote my sig.

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[spycam1]

Like what is this? Pulled pork (probably shredded chicken actually) w/ jalapenos on top piled on french fries?

Just give me a pulled pork sandwich w/ jalapenos and fries on the side.

It's pork, jalapenos, and some kind of melted cheese sauce.

Would eat again.

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[spycam1]

Today's beach-side lunch was simpler (probably more up Cy's alley).

When's the next sandwich draft?

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[spycam1]

On the topic of potatoes, check out these bomb fries I had by the beach yesterday:

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^official fries of the Dream Goats btw^

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[Elizah Huge]

The championship matchup is upon us.

Updated bracket:

[MENTION=591]White Chocolate[/MENTION] vs. [MENTION=1518]spycam1[/MENTION]

 

[fishonjazz]

You're dead to me.

Why don't you grow sweet potatoes too? Are they way different to grow?

I hate them btw. Love regular potatos more than just about anyone doe