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2024 annual Jazzfanz All time jazz draft

Thee Idiotic Minivan K

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Reverse snake draft 1-16 16-1 16-1 1-16

First five picks must be within the first 5 picks. 79 and before, 80-89, 90-99, 2000-2009, 2010 to the present.

24hr clock to make your pick.


Round 1:

1 Gandalfe Michael Jordan - 84
2 Sip Magic Johnson - 79
3 Fosto LeBron James - 03
4 Domino Larry Bird - 78
5 Elizah Huge via Bawse Dawg Steph Curry - 09
6 Thee Idiotic Minivan K Hakeem Olajuwon - 84
7 The Fresh Prince Kobe Bryant -96
8 Keefe Kevin Durant - 07
9 Midnight - Nikola Jokić -14
10 silesian Kareem Abdul-Jabbar - 69
11 Coach Ellis Shaquille O’Neal - 92
12 Bawse Dawg via Elizah Huge Tim Duncan -97
13 Numberica Wilt Chamberlain - 59
14 Toddychurch Karl Malone - 85
15 Young Jefe Giannis Antetokounmpo - 13
16 David Hume Moses Malone -75

Round 2:

17 David Hume Victor Wembanyama - 23
18 Young Jefe Dirk Nowitzki - 98
19 Toddychurch Oscar Robertson - 60
20 Numberica Kawhi Leonard - 11
21 Elizah Huge Dwyane Wade -03
22 Coach Ellis Julius Erving - 72
23 Silesian Kevin Garnett - 95
24 domino via Midnight John Stockton - 84
25 Keefe Scottie Pippen - 87
26 The Fresh Prince Joel Embiid - 14
27 Thee Luka Dončić - 18
28 Bawse Dowg - Bill Russell - 56
29 Midnight via Domino Paul Pierce - 98
30 Fosto David Robinson - 87
31 Sip - Charles Barkley -84
32 Gandalfe - Bill Walton - 74

Round 3

33 David Hume Joe Dumars 80’s
34 Bawse Dawg via Elizah Huge via Young Jefe Ray Allen - 05
35 Toddychurch Klay Thompson 11
36 Elizah Huge via Numberica Anthony Davis - 12
37 Young Jefe via Elizah Huge reggie Miller 87
38 Coach Ellis Paul George - 10
39 Silesian James Harden - 09
40 Midnight Clyde, Drexler - 83
41 Keefe Gary Payton - 90
42 The Fresh Prince Chris Paul - 05
43 Keefe via Thee Anthony Edwards - 20
44 Bawse Dowg James Worthy - 82
45Midnight via Domino laMarcus Aldridge - 06
46 Fosto Steve Nash - 96
47 Sip Alonso morning - 92
48 Gandalfe Jason Kidd - 94

Round 4

49 Gandalfe Pau Gasol - 01
50 Sip Jayson Tatum - 16
51 Thee via Keefe via Fosto Elgin Baylor - 58
52 Domino Draymond Green - 12
53Elizah Huge via Bawse Dawg Grant Hill -94
54 Thee Manu Ginobili - 99
55 The Fresh Prince Jerry West - 60
56 Keefe John Havlicek - 60
57 Domino via Midnight Tracy McGrady- 97
58 Silesian Isiah Thomas - 81
59 Coach Ellis Dominic Wilkins - 82
60 Numberica via Elizah Huge Vince Carter - 99
61 Numberica Jrue Holliday - 09
62 Toddychurch Dwight Howard - 04
63Young Jefe Chris Bosh - 03
64David Hume Chauncey Billups- 97

Round 5

65 David Hume Andre Iguodala - 04
66 Young Jefe Pete Maravich - 70
67 Toddychurch Allen Iverson - 96
68 Numberica Chris Mullen - 85
69 domino via Numberica via Elizah Huge Carmelo Anthony - 03
70 Coach Ellis Tony Parker - 01
71 Silesian Jimmy Butler - 11
72 Midnight George Gervin - 74
73 Fosto via Keefe Devin Booker – 15
74 The Fresh Prince - Kevin McHale - 80
75 Thee Blake Griffin - 09
76 Bawse Dowg Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
77 Numberica via Domino Marc Gasol - 07
78 Fosto Walt Fraser - 77
79 Sip Russell Westbrook - 08
80 Gandalfe Jaylen Brown - 16

Round 6

81 Gandalfe Dennis Rodman - 86
82 Sip Patrick Ewing -85
83 Fosto Rudy Gobert - 13
84 Numberica via Domino jaren Jackson Junior
85 Bawse Dawg rick Berry
86 Thee Mitch Richmond
87 The Fresh Prince Penny Hardaway
88 Fosto via Keefe Donovan Mitchell
89 Midnight Kyrie Irving
90 Silesian Kristaps Porziņģis
91 Coach Ellis Chris Webber
92Domino via Numberica via Elizah Huge Dikembe Mutombo
93 Elizah Huge via Numberica Sidney Moncrief - 79
94 Toddychurch Damian Lillard
95 Young Jefe Tyrese Haliburton
96 David Hume Latrell Sprewell

Round 7

97 David Hume Shawn Marion
98 Young Jefe Mark Eaton
99 Toddychurch Yao Ming
100 Numberica Derrick Rose
101 Elizah Huge Lauri Markkanen
102 Coach Ellis Elvin Hayes
103 Silesian Andrei Kirilenko
104 Midnight Tim Hardaway
105 Keefe Ben Wallace
106 The Fresh Prince David Thompson
107 Thee Alex Englishg
108 Bawse Dowg Willis Reed
109 Domino Brook Lopez
110 Fosto Gordon Hayward
111 Sip Glenn Rice
112 Gandalfe Jerry Sloan

Round 8

113 Gandalfe Arvydas Sabonis
114 Sip Drazen Petrovic
115 Fosto Zion Williamson
116 Domino Domontas Sabonis
117 Bawse Dawg Kyle Korver
118 Thee Daron Williams
119 The Fresh Prince Kevin Love
120 Thee via Keefe Amar'e Stoudemire
121 Midnight
122 Silesian
123 Coach Elis
124 Elizah Huge
125 Numberica
126 Toddychurch
127 Young Jefe
128 David Hume

Round 9

129 David Hume
130 Young Jefe
131 Toddychurch
132 Elizah Huge via Numberica
133 Elizah Huge
134 Coach Ellis
135 Silesian
136 Midnight
137 Keefe
138 The Fresh Prince
139 Thee
140 Bawse Dowg
141 Domino
142 Fosto
143 Sip
144 Gandalfe

Round 10

145 Gandalfe
146 Sip
147 Keefe via Fosto
148 Domino
149 Bawse Dawg
150 Keefe via Thee
151 The Fresh Prince
152 Keefe
153 Midnight
154 Silesian
155 Coach Ellis
156 Elizah Huge
157 Numberica
158 Toddychurch
159 Young Jefe
160 David Hume
 
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I'm willing to trade down a few spots if anyone is interested.

Offer stands only until my turn.
 
With the first pick Gandalfe selects Michael Jordan

@sip is on the clock.
Psh, he could never survive in today's NBA of true giants and athletic monster. Hell the weakest, smallest, shortest, has-been from the past 3 years would put Michael "I can't even shoot a 3" Jordan to shame. What a waste of a pick.





Did I do it right?
 
Everyone knows that literally every player in the league before 2010 was actually 4" to 18" shorter that everyone said. Malone was 6'4". Barkley was barely 5'8". It is amazing how LBJ grew because before 2010 he was barely 6'5" and now that he is playing in the modern era, he is a true 6'9". Crazy, amirite? No one before 2015 could shoot a single 3 pointer to save their lives. They said Larry Bird was a great shooter, but they fudged the numbers back in the olden days and his percentage by current measures would barely be 25%. It is all these old era players that will drag everyone else down. Give me the 10 all-star runner ups from the past 10 years and we would slaughter the "Dream Team" of '92 with our superior height measurements, off the charts athleticism, and barrage of 3 point shooting from half court. Sorry, but not contest there.




All right just wanted to get that rant in the books before the inevitable arguments about short, fat. slow players from the "olden days" get started in earnest.
 
I used to play matches with Socrates, Marx, Hegel, and Plato, and those were slow moving, for, lo, they tended to overthinks everything. I, however, could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel.
 
Everyone knows that literally every player in the league before 2010 was actually 4" to 18" shorter that everyone said. Malone was 6'4". Barkley was barely 5'8". It is amazing how LBJ grew because before 2010 he was barely 6'5" and now that he is playing in the modern era, he is a true 6'9". Crazy, amirite? No one before 2015 could shoot a single 3 pointer to save their lives. They said Larry Bird was a great shooter, but they fudged the numbers back in the olden days and his percentage by current measures would barely be 25%. It is all these old era players that will drag everyone else down. Give me the 10 all-star runner ups from the past 10 years and we would slaughter the "Dream Team" of '92 with our superior height measurements, off the charts athleticism, and barrage of 3 point shooting from half court. Sorry, but not contest there.




All right just wanted to get that rant in the books before the inevitable arguments about short, fat. slow players from the "olden days" get started in earnest.

I know you're joking, but I think player sizes did change. The modern NBA has fewer player on both ends of the spectrum, and way more players cluster between 6'4-6'8.
 
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