2025 Utah Jazz All-Time Bad Draft

[Thee Jazz Fan]

Called for a chill draft, but dont abuse it and take forever.

who would’ve thought Cy would complain before me ha ha

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

Does anyone have a phone number for @Hornacekamania ?

I just remembered I have his number. I just texted him.

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

But he’s probably just exercising his right to be chill lol

 

[Hornacekamania]

Kyrylo Fesenko

I also love that AutoCorrect turned his first name into Myrtle. He would’ve had a much better career with that name.


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[Hornacekamania]

But he’s probably just exercising his right to be chill lol

And yes I’m just a chill dude.

 

[Coach Ellis]

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Kyrylo Fesenko

I also love that AutoCorrect turned his first name into Myrtle. He would’ve had a much better career with that name.


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Love this pick (and the picture is amazing). Way back in the early days of ChatGPT, I was playing around with the model’s capabilities and teaching some of my students about how to use it safely in class. One of the things we did was ask it to write an essay about why Kyrylo Fesenko was the greatest Jazz player of all time.

What it created was a work of art. I wish I still had it, but I have no idea where I saved it at. Very, very over the top.

 

[Coach Ellis]

@Ferguson_Mellochill is otc

 

[David Hume]

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Kyrylo Fesenko

I also love that AutoCorrect turned his first name into Myrtle. He would’ve had a much better career with that name.


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He is actually # 2 on my All-Time Worst Big Board! Number 1 is still available...

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

Love this pick (and the picture is amazing). Way back in the early days of ChatGPT, I was playing around with the model’s capabilities and teaching some of my students about how to use it safely in class. One of the things we did was ask it to write an essay about why Kyrylo Fesenko was the greatest Jazz player of all time.

What it created was a work of art. I wish I still had it, but I have no idea where I saved it at. Very, very over the top.

His willingness to get frosted blonde tips in his hair alone should put him this high.

 

[gomretat]

He is actually # 2 on my All-Time Worst Big Board! Number 1 is still available...

Not sure if we have the same guy but number 1 IMO is obvious and still on the board.

 

[Elizah Huge]

@Ferguson_Mellochill is on the clock

 

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

The Mellochills draft John Amaechi, 6'10" PF/C from Penn State, who played a total of 1,064 minutes in two seasons for the Jazz in 2001-03. Amaechi averaged 2.6 ppg and 1.7 rpg on 32% shooting. He is probably best known for having clashes with Jerry Sloan and participating in a Pride Week celebration in downtown SLC.

@David Hume is up.