3 hours til game 5 thoughts..

[Rubashov]

I wish I knew what their secret was...it would alleviate a lot of my stress.

Heroin is my trick.

 

[Jingled]

Heroin is my trick.

If I have to watch much more of this **** I may have to borrow some from you.

 

[Rubashov]

If I have to watch much more of this **** I may have to borrow some from you.

Rubashov's home videos...

 

[fishonjazz]

I can dig it. I am more of a nihilist so I take a different tack. I also considered doing something similar, like rigging up a sling in the kitchen/dining room where we have lots of space and putting the cat in it and spinning her around and around until she is making the fire-siren mewling noises of a cat gone insane, and then dumping her out on the floor to watch her run sideways bouncing into the walls full-speed on her elbows and knees, screeching like a balloon with the opening pulled taught, until she collapses exhausted behind the table, her eyes flitting side to side as if she is watching the world's fastest and most ****ed-up tennis match. That is good entertainment there.

Just read that to my wife lol. We both laughed pretty hard. You should be a writer


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[homeytennis]

When does Summer League start?