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In October 2006, 4 knuckleheads from the Jazz: Deron Williams, Dee Brown, Paul Millsap and Ronnie Brewer, decided to pick up a stripper and take her back to the team hotel for a little wholesome recreation. Forty minutes after heading up to a room, the drunken stripper appeared in the lobby naked and screaming she had been raped. Jazz players were cleared of all charges because she was unable to identify the two players who supposedly raped her. Deron, the good family man that he is, said he left the room shortly after they arrived. And Ronnie Brewer built a pillow fort in order to protect the woman's honor. Foreplay has never been so interesting!

Brewer played 4 years for the Jazz. Deron Williams led the team to the playoffs 4 times during his stay in Utah.
 
MoTown16 said:
In October 2006, 4 knuckleheads from the Jazz: Deron Williams, Dee Brown, Paul Millsap and Ronnie Brewer, decided to pick up a stripper and take her back to the team hotel for a little wholesome recreation. Forty minutes after heading up to a room, the drunken stripper appeared in the lobby naked and screaming she had been raped. Jazz players were cleared of all charges because she was unable to identify the two players who supposedly raped her. Deron, the good family man that he is, said he left the room shortly after they arrived. And Ronnie Brewer built a pillow fort in order to protect the woman's honor. Foreplay has never been so interesting!

Brewer played 4 years for the Jazz. Deron Williams led the team to the playoffs 4 times during his stay in Utah.
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That was in Portland, right?
 
Thee jazz fan said:
Too bad we couldn't have Eaton in his prime now to play next to Favors. That would be fun to watch.
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It would be fun. We would all complain about Eaton's free throw shooting and wonder what it would be like to watch Favors play next to a center who had an offensive game. I remember how Eaton used to get slaughtered by fans. Just like Oysterbag did.

Wasn't till Eaton retired that he was appreciated.
 
Eaton was the anti-Boozer: all defence, no offence. His usually role on O was to stand as far away from the basket as possible, and under the anti-zone rules at the time, this would draw the opposing center away from the basket, while the rest of the players would go four-on-four. His main offensive move was to wait for his defender to fall asleep then rumble to the basket, where John Stockton would find him and Eaton would either throw in a lefty hook or elevate a couple of inches and dunk it. If for some other reason he ended up inside the three-point line on offence, he could score on putbacks.

If he was playing today, with zone defence being legal, his lack of O-game would drive us nuts because we would be four-on-five, but he'd be even more dominant at the defensive end.

[video=youtube_share;_phS5PkIpsg]https://youtu.be/_phS5PkIpsg
 
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