A Little Message-Board Game

[Dr. Jones]

I know, Dalamon .. right? Dude is just too Canadian, too mooslim, and too hairy.

EDIT: I keep screwing up this thread. ^^^ Franklin looks cute sitting, shoeless, alongside his wifey.

 

[Deleted member 848]

^ not Canadian, mooslim, or hairy enough for anyone's liking. Also hails from Kentucky, meaning that his mother likely weaned him on a mixture of cattle urine and Jack. It sure explains the stunted cognitive skills on display in his posts here.

 

[Dr. Jones]

^ not Canadian, mooslim, or hairy enough for anyone's liking. Also hails from Kentucky, meaning that his mother likely weaned him on a mixture of cattle urine and Jack. It sure explains the stunted cognitive skills on display in his posts here.

Also always tells the truth. Sexy as hell.

 

[franklin]

^^ Keeps pm'ing something about a three way, stroked style???

 

[NAOS]

^ has extensive spreadsheets containing the following variables:
1. jazzfanz members' opinions about individual jazz players
2. their opinions about the jazz organization
3. their knowledge of basketball
4. their duplicate accounts
5. the other message boards on which they post
6. their favorite kind of porn on the web
7. etc.

 

[franklin]

Has more PhDs than your local university offers.
Gets more jungle boogie in 3 summer nights than you get all year.
Is called NoAss for it.

 

[The Shocker]

^
Streaks in the quad
Loves KFC
Gets his *** kicked by homersexuals teaching bj classes
Can't hold his liquor

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

^Is probably 16 and really likes Dane Cook.

 

[Scat]

^Is probably 16 and really likes Dane Cook.

^^ Looks like a 70's porn star

 

[The Shocker]

^
Watches 70's porn, thus breaking the Mormon code.

 

[bigb]

^Used to have a different username.

 

[NAOS]

^ is jazzfanz's latest Tebow convert?