Hantlers
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A guy who used to drive me nuts by disagreeing with everything I said, who then realized it didn't bother me anymore and is now agreeing with everything I say just to bother me.
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A guy who used to drive me nuts by disagreeing with everything I said, who then realized it didn't bother me anymore and is now agreeing with everything I say just to bother me.
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A poster that I understand, respect, and get along with surprisingly well for reasons I cannot entirely explain. A hodgepodge of intelligence to boot as well. Doesn't seem to hate me even though I share a faith with one of the most hated posters on this forum (yay!).
The hipster of Jazzfanz, who goes against popular opinion on nearly every proposed issue. Will support and hype an upcoming draftee, until others come on board.
An ambitious entrepreneur, who plans on sharing his love for a generous backside, or rump, through a restaurant-chain. Judging by his poor taste in facial hair, his business is likely to be equally lacklustre aesthetically.
This dude's nuts froze and fell off in a freak, late season snowstorm.
The only young person in the world to get everything 32 years too early. A true genius prodigy who will change the world if he doesn't take his lanky girl legs into medical school.
Un borracho que se prende fuego.
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Oh do me next guys! Particularly dalamon.
*Theme from Jeopardy plays while we wait*
Don't mess with this guys daughters. He WILL kill you. Deader than Hell.
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O>D.....what can I say? An enigma. Some say he's merely a collective imagination of this entire board. Jazzfanz all looks up to this cult phenomenon for many reasons- the perfect poster, coupled with unprecedented insulting skills, a plethora of great gifs immediately at his disposal, and MS paint skills that might have single-handedly destroyed the entire contemporary art movement if he chose to promote it past the realms of Jazzfanz.com. A poster who's posts (and recently, his visitor message) never cease to put a smile on my goofy, angsty teenage face. Never change <3 Posters like O>D are what make this forum so damn addictive.
Ah, good ol' Trout. Easily one of the most intriguing characters I have ever 'met' over the internet. He likes BYU and follows their football team, so clearly this explains his lowered testosterone levels lately (https://jazzfanz.com/showthread.php...o-down-when-team-loses&highlight=testosterone). He's fat as hell, and his inconsistent body hair/poorly developed two-pac are sights that I hope no poster will ever have to see. His eardrums are likely damaged, due to prolonged exposure to terrible, terrible music (Rammstein).
He is better at being an ***, trolling, or especially insulting than any other poster, or probably even person, that I have ever met in my entire life. Any man who can get the best of an NBA player (and his family) over a Facebook page in the middle of an NBA season is a man that any mother would be proud of. His wit is one of many reasons that leads me to believe that he is probably much more intelligent than even he himself believes.
Another figment of irony is that despite enjoying being an *** all the time, he probably is one of the most tolerant, level-headed posters I have also ever been fortunate enough to come across. Was very pleasantly surprised when I found him supporting me in many faith-related discussions. Posters like Trout, Bronco, catratcho and many others (that I currently can't think of) have pretty much given me a completely newfound respect of the Mormon faith. Good guy, who Id probably like to meet some day.
/patheticTroutBumdicksucking
EDIT: I hope BYU -Utes games don't end, so I can relive moments like these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTBZmpXsaUs
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Damn, son .. you are too good at this little game of yours.