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Heathme
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As I have interacted with the many liberals, Trump haters, just plain grumps on this site, I have seen a few rules emerge that they seem to all follow. I will share them now. Please feel free to add any new ones if I miss any.
1. NEVER under any circumstance say that a policy change under the Republicans or Trump has had ANY positive effect.
- In addition to this, state that all of the positive news that is happening is because of Obama (still after 2 years...).
- If any good news comes out about tax cuts or more jobs, downplay the news by stating that it's not great for everyone.
2. You must believe that conservatives/Republicans adore every single thing that Trump says or does. When in fact, most people voted for him because 1) He is not Hillary Clinton, 2) He would implement policies to slash regulations, improve the economy and would make it possible for the Republican senate to vote in 100+ federal judges so far.
3. You must not read any article or opinion by ANY source other than CNN, MSNBC, NY Times, Washington Post, Huffington Post, etc. If anyone posts something from another source than these, you must say something like,"well, consider the source..." and then NOT read the information it contains.
4. You MUST believe that the world is ending in 12 years because a statistical model from the IPCC says it will be so. Anything else just proves that you are an ignoramus of the highest order and must be ignored. In addition, if anyone posts other theories or ideas, you must look up the name of the person that said those ideas, scour their profile for any hint of working with fossil fuels and state that they cannot be trusted. Then you will NOT read the information that they present.
5. You must call people with ideas that are different than your own idiots, dumb asses, ignorant, stupid, etc. This only strengthens your argument...
- If you want to be particularly vile, post something like this if a conservative says something: A. Keep your politics out of this thread you worthless piece of ****. B. Eat a dick
6. If a conservative posts other ideas or defends their point of view always state the following, "you have a strange persecution complex."
7. Defend socialism at all costs even though we are seeing in real-time with Venezuela how bad it sucks. If anyone contradicts you on Socialism, state the lie that the Scandinavian countries are Socialist and doing great.
8. Disparage even the idea of discussing conservative topics. Say things like, "Please file this thread G for Garbage."
9. If they say anything you don't like, call them a whiner. Also, say things really emphatically because that makes you "more" right.
To be continued..
1. NEVER under any circumstance say that a policy change under the Republicans or Trump has had ANY positive effect.
- In addition to this, state that all of the positive news that is happening is because of Obama (still after 2 years...).
- If any good news comes out about tax cuts or more jobs, downplay the news by stating that it's not great for everyone.
2. You must believe that conservatives/Republicans adore every single thing that Trump says or does. When in fact, most people voted for him because 1) He is not Hillary Clinton, 2) He would implement policies to slash regulations, improve the economy and would make it possible for the Republican senate to vote in 100+ federal judges so far.
3. You must not read any article or opinion by ANY source other than CNN, MSNBC, NY Times, Washington Post, Huffington Post, etc. If anyone posts something from another source than these, you must say something like,"well, consider the source..." and then NOT read the information it contains.
4. You MUST believe that the world is ending in 12 years because a statistical model from the IPCC says it will be so. Anything else just proves that you are an ignoramus of the highest order and must be ignored. In addition, if anyone posts other theories or ideas, you must look up the name of the person that said those ideas, scour their profile for any hint of working with fossil fuels and state that they cannot be trusted. Then you will NOT read the information that they present.
5. You must call people with ideas that are different than your own idiots, dumb asses, ignorant, stupid, etc. This only strengthens your argument...
- If you want to be particularly vile, post something like this if a conservative says something: A. Keep your politics out of this thread you worthless piece of ****. B. Eat a dick
6. If a conservative posts other ideas or defends their point of view always state the following, "you have a strange persecution complex."
7. Defend socialism at all costs even though we are seeing in real-time with Venezuela how bad it sucks. If anyone contradicts you on Socialism, state the lie that the Scandinavian countries are Socialist and doing great.
8. Disparage even the idea of discussing conservative topics. Say things like, "Please file this thread G for Garbage."
9. If they say anything you don't like, call them a whiner. Also, say things really emphatically because that makes you "more" right.
To be continued..
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Safetydan
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Hotdog
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This is 100% true
****ing liberals. Pretending to be good people, but on the inside they are ugly.
So build the wall then?
As a self avowed Trump hater, that list in not 100% true for me.
Two years with republicans in charge really reduced spending and the deficit!
Deficit is now only (looking it up)...... oh ****, ~ trillion. Nvm.
If I run up all my credit cards my economic outlook feels awesome. For now. No worries, my kids will pay off the card.
Both parties are morally bankrupt.
Hotdog
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After we bring in all the mexicans and ship out all the liberals. We will make a trade. Then liberals can show us that utopia they've been telling about.
Hotdog
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Its a process. You have to put people back to work. Get the economy going. Raise healthy tax revenue by having a stout economy and more people are working. The liberal idea of giving money away to people is a horrible idea. It doesnt produce more. It just transfers.
Social programs and endless wars is what has ruined this country. Get rid of those and we will be fine. Capitalism is the answer.
Trump is the answer. He is moving us in that direction. If this country shifts backwards and elects some socialist, we will be ****ed. Trump is the last great hope to fix this mess.
You ever wonder why Republicans and Democrats opposed him? You clearly can see both parties are corrupt. But your dumb arse buys into the smear campaign against the guy who is what you want and need. Do you really think the right guy would not have a smear campaign against him if he opposed all the corruption? Pull your head out your arse.
Hotdog
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You almost check the boxes. You skate right a long that line of being a normal smart human being and being a libtard.
You are like that character in a movie that has its normal good self somewhere hiding underneath the evil hypnotic spell, and its just a matter of time before the good guys(me) save you. I just have to have faith and keep chipping away at it.
The longer Trump is in office and you see the good progress we are making the more you will realize some things. Like the KKK isnt actually taking over the country and real capitalism is a good thing.
Smile. Trump spends like a maniac and cuts taxes for the rich. And the deficit poof disappears. Because “trust the process”. Magic!!!
And, really the pity party poor little picked on Donnie story is really really (yawn) tiresome. Take accountability for this bozo’s chaos and incompetence.
But keep it up. You undying love for this loser is a great testimony for brainwashing. Putin may just put your guy in office twice. And unpatriotic fools like you will bury your heads in the sand.
Joe Bagadonuts
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Very good list. A few more I would add:
10. Always have your Racism Card handy. Feel free to use it at any time for any purpose in any argument. Once the Racism Card is played you are free to declare that you have won.
11. If you are ever befuddled by any question or argument posed by a conservative simply claim that they are not worth interacting with and claim victory.
12. Claim the moral high-ground. It does not matter whether you've earned it or not. One handy way to do this is to be repulsed by anything Trump related and therefore to vehemently reject any argument that might somehow be tied to Trump because it could have the result of further spreading his vileness.
13. Virtue signal at every available opportunity.