OK, as I see it, we have two clear possibilities.
Air Gordon
or
Commissioner Gordon
Air Gordon
or
Commissioner Gordon
"Hare Gordon" cuz he got hops
The Bricklayer.
And I've already lined up his first commercial. Cameras show him shooting FT's. In the background, you hear the sound of breaking glass.
Can't find a video with their jingle, but many of you Utahn's can sing it...
"When You Hear the CRASH…Think of Jones Paint & Glass!"
That doesn't rhyme and bothers me. Go with this.
"When You Hear the CRASH…Think of Jones Paint & Glash!"
If you've ever seen the commercials, I guarantee that jingle stays with you.