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AL-ta Claus is coming to town!!! Be prepared....

Aint he done had a 20/20 game tonught in a SHODOWN with fellow brother/exteamate/Confederate Paul Milsap?

He was magneficent, after such a game a few Jazzfans would bitch against him about taking 18 shots or not boxing out his opponent by grabbing 23 Rebounds, but then getting a boner when Hayward scores 20 points on 20 shots, with 7 TO.
 
He was magneficent, after such a game a few Jazzfans would bitch against him about taking 18 shots or not boxing out his opponent by grabbing 23 Rebounds, but then getting a boner when Hayward scores 20 points on 20 shots, with 7 TO.

The Alfather Returns.
Gordon Psychward gets no love.
 
Hey, I made the thread for my main man BIG-AL weeks ago, opening a new one is not fair... :(
 
You needn't box out
You needn't jump high
You'll have a career night
I'm telling you why
Jeffer Claus is coming to town

He's on the left block
He's pump-faking twice
He shoots a jump shot when he's cold as ice
Jeffer Claus is coming to town

He sees your team fast-breaking
He barely makes it to half-way
'Cos he knows that offensive numbers
Are the only ones that pay

He's on the left block
He's pump-faking twice
He shoots a jump shot when he's cold as ice
Jeffer Claus is coming to town

He sees a team-mate cutting
But doesn't give it up
He wastes some more time pivoting
Then dribbles slowly to the cup

He's on the left block
He's pump-faking twice
He shoots a jump shot when he's cold as ice
Jeffer Claus is coming to town

He sees you screen-and-rolling
But it seems he doesn't care
The roll man is slam-dunking
And all he can do is stand and stare

He's on the left block
He's pump-faking twice
He shoots a jump shot when he's cold as ice
Jeffer Claus is coming to town

He shies away from contact
He won't get to the line
But when he gets a new contract
He can find the dotted line just fine

He's on the left block
He's pump-faking twice
He shoots a jump shot when he's cold as ice
Jeffer Claus is coming to town

You needn't box out
You needn't jump high
You'll have a career night
I'm telling you why
Jeffer Claus is coming to town
Very underrated post.
 
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