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All-Time Jazz Draft Round 1: White Chocolate vs. Hack

Who would win in a 7 game series?


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Elizah Huge

Respect All, Fear None
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Team White Chocolate:

PG - Pete Maravich / Howard Eisley
SG - Darrell Griffith / John Starks
SF - Donyell Marshall / Calbert Cheaney
PF - Truck Robinson / Walt Bellamy
C - Antoine Carr / Olden Polynice

Team Hack:

Point Forward - Andre Kirilenko/Lock Down PG - Dante Exum
Point Forward - Gordon Hayward/Pure Shooter - Dell Curry
3&D Guard - Wesley Mathews/Above the Rim - David Benoit
3&D Guard - Raja Bell/Post Scorer - Enes Kanter
Scoring Forward - Bernard King/Lane Clogger - Felton Spencer



White Chocolate's Case:

I don't know what Hack is doing with his team. My players speak for themselves.

Hack's Case:

A few notes about the players

Dell Curry - played his rookie year in Utah. Didn't get much time. But was a great shooter even if his rookie numbers don't show it. He was 22, and still only got 9.5 min per game. Not enough to show what he can do.

Bernard King - played a year in Utah. At 23 he got limited minutes in Utah. But his previous 2 years he averaged 20+ ppg, and 20+ ppg after he left Utah. So Utah made a mistake not giving him more time on the court. Only got 22 mpg. He was better than that.

Andre Kirilenko - This is the player before Jerry moved him to the 3 and Boozer got there. The Allstar max guy AK.

Raja Bell - The first time around Raja. Not the Raja would was old and played for Ty Corbin

Plan.....

Attack him with a new style of basketball. No more traditional point guards. AK or Gordon will handle the ball, bring it up, and initiate the offense. Shoot a lot of 3's, and play fast. Using small ball for long periods, then switching to pounding the ball inside with Kanter, and run a combination of both. Also, I have a lot of very good versatile wing defenders who can guard many different positions which gives me the option to switch on almost everything on defense.

Rotation.....

Hayward - 38 min
AK - 38 min
Bell - 38 min
Mathews - 38 min
King - 38 min
Kanter - 28 min
Curry - 6 min
Spencer - 6 min
Exum - 6 min
Benoit - 4 min
 
The fact that Hack even has King and Curry is a joke.

Then figure he has basically no decent true big men and no true point guards other than Exum and it makes my decision easier. Truck and Carr would kill him down low.
 
So Hack's lineup is this:

Andrei Kirilenko
Gordon Hayward
Wes Matthews
Raja Bell
Bernard King

Wtf..
 
The fact that Hack even has King and Curry is a joke.

Then figure he has basically no decent true big men and no true point guards other than Exum and it makes my decision easier. Truck and Carr would kill him down low.

Whatever you and Cy have to say about it doesn't matter. You two are just mad haters.
 
I went ahead and voted for Hack just because I really dislike WC"s team. I don't like Hack's team either. Either team will lose next round most likely.
 
Regardless of who you like, how is Hack going to stop Truck Robinson or Antoine Carr on the inside?
 
The NCAA's all-time leading scorer who did it in three years and without a three-point line is overrated.

What the ****. Cy is a full blown hater.

Averaged 31 a game in the NBA without a three-point line where a lot of his shots would have came from. Dude would have averaged 40+ with one.
 
Regardless of who you like, how is Hack going to stop Truck Robinson or Antoine Carr on the inside?

Are those names suppose to bring fear? If you had a good PF among your trio of PF's, I might give you the edge, but you really don't. They are all back-up PF's playing the 3-5.
 
The NCAA's all-time leading scorer who did it in three years and without a three-point line is overrated.

What the ****. Cy is a full blown hater.

Averaged 31 a game in the NBA without a three-point line where a lot of his shots would have came from. Dude would have averaged 40+ with one.

Yeah, I don't like him.

He was a flashy show-off who was more about style than winning games (the dude averaged 5 turnover per game the first year the NBA tracked that stat). He only won 1 playoff series his entire career, and it was with Boston when he played 12 mpg.

He only made it to the playoffs 4 times.
 
Also the year he retired the NBA took track of 3pt shots. He only shot .3 per game in 22 mpg. I really doubt he was taking that many shots that would have been 3pt'ers over the course of his career, unless did the complete opposite of waht most old guys do and stopped shooting from the outside and drove more as he got older.
 
After intensely reviewing the analytics...I gotta go with White Chocolate.
My scientific reasoning: Because, you know, Kanter will get his stats, and as always, he'll get the "L" too.
 
Hack you should have drafted Franisco Elson or Olden Polynice to play center. People probably would have respected that more than Kanter lol.
 
Also, furthermore, if you want to make fun of Kanter for "getting his stats and taking the L" THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT MARAVICH DID HIS ENTIRE CAREER.

I would get it if WC surrounded Maravich with shooters and was like "OK, Maravich was playing in the wrong era. With him being surrounded by 3pt shooters he becomes a winning player". He didnt do that though. He surrounded him with a bunch of PF's.
 
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