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An open letter to the Utah Jazz organization.

But you should have at least got rid of the girlfriend you have now. On top of her complete uselessness, she's also abusive. If you got rid of her, maybe the young attractive girl next door could have worked out.

Wait I'm confused. This isn't a dating website
 
Dear Utah Jazz organization,

Thank you for not making any trades before the deadline. Thank you for keeping Bell and CJ Miles on the roster. Thank you for not playing Burks enough, the last thing you want to do is develop those rookies.

Signed Sarcasm On...
 
We need more gifs in these threads. Where's that cat falling off the window?


Will this do?

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I don't get it. The cats like, "hey, there's another cat, I'm going to leap into the air and head butt it."
 
But you should have at least got rid of the girlfriend you have now. On top of her complete uselessness, she's also abusive. If you got rid of her, maybe the young attractive girl next door could have worked out.

i made they effort & was even embarrassed... it takes 2 to tango & no one wanted of my sorry ***!
 
Just had a conversation with co works who are not jazz fans. They asked what's the big deal, so I explained that.... the jazz are 10th and falling, other's made simple trades and got better, we have black hole that plays no D, we have youth riding pine who deserve more, etc, etc. Fun to be a jazz fan these days.
 
Dear Utah jazz,

Thanks for reinforcing my choice not to buy tickets to these awful games. Heaven forbid we look at this as entertainment. I now know why my son is a mavs fan.

Frustrated in Logan
 
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