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Anchor Baby!

How do you unload a truckload of anchor babies?
With a pitchfork.

What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window?
An anchor baby in a microwave.

What has 4 legs and one arm?
A pitbull in an anchor baby's playground.

What's the difference between a Dead Anchor Baby and a tablet replacing desktop computers?
One is legal to hit with an AX.

How do you get 100 anchor babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips and CHEESE!!!

what's red, smokes and dances?
An anchor baby on Buckner's barbecue.

What gets louder as it gets smaller?
An anchor baby in a trash compactor.

What's the difference between a dead anchor baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
 
pro-tip: when trying to raise credibility behind your stance of a given issue, using a link from The National Review will often give you the opposite effect.

Did you read the article and check its references or just dismiss it because the publication does not agree with your view?
 
Did you read the article and check its references or just dismiss it because the publication does not agree with your view?

not sure why I would spend a single second reading an article from a website that proudly, and unabashedly practices confirmation bias. Do you see me posting videos from the Maddow show?
 
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