Anoint me!!!!!!!

[candrew]

While I have made myself clear that I wasn't thrilled how The Jazz went about signing Corbin to a multi-year deal, I've also resigned myself to the fact that we're stuck with him for a while.

And while I reserve the right to criticize him at will; calling for his termination at this point is just boring and annoying.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

I hereby Annoint Chitownjazz to the office of JazzFanz Jester.
Do I get a second?

 

[Stoked]

I hereby Annoint Chitownjazz to the office of JazzFanz Jester.
Do I get a second?

Seconded

 

[YB85]

Who can stop chitownjazz? Submit to chitownjazz!

 

[LogGrad98]

Who can stop chitownjazz? Submit to chitownjazz!

Whoa, that was just eerie.

 

[LunaticWolf]

I love when you legitimately neg-rep someone, then they neg-rep you back in another thread, and just say "Go F yourself" or "go suck a d"

So emotional over their rep score.

 

[LunaticWolf]

Didn't Chitownjazz use to be a perfectly reasonable poster? When did he become a troll?

Probably around the time he threatened to never watch the Jazz again. I can't remember if it was because of our draft picks or because he wanted Sloan fired.

 

[Jerry Lundegaard]

Probably around the time he threatened to never watch the Jazz again. I can't remember if it was because of our draft picks or because he wanted Sloan fired.

I'm honored you think you remembered something about my internet posting prowess. However, I never wanted Sloan fired. I probably did threaten to never watch the Jazz again if we took some scrub in the draft - but I loved the Kanter and Burks picks. So I don't know which draft you're referring too. It can't possibly be the draft prior to that because I created a thread saying I wanted Hayward on the Jazz before he began his sophomore season at Butler and got damn near laughed off the board. But once again, I was proven to be prophetic. No biggie.

I don't get why people call me a troll. I thought trolls were internet posters who posted outrageous things to get a rise out of people. I've never posted anything that wasn't completely reasonable and logically flawless. Call me a pompous prick. But I'm a pompous prick who's always right.

I figured I'd settle down after last night, and remain distant until Corbin did something to make me boil over with so much rage that the only socially acceptable thing I could do would be to vent on this message board, but I think I'll stay since so many posters have a major issue with hearing the TRUTH.

I think this all started when I said I hoped Raja Bell went down with a season-ending injury and the Jazzfanz Morality Police went bonkers. But that's the only way to get him off our roster as he is under contract. I don't expect everyone to have as brilliant or abstract mind as me, but one must dig deeper than the surface of my original wish for Bell on the Jazz.

I also enjoy knowing there's at least one person who reads all my gracefully crafted rants.

 

[Mr. McGibblets]