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Another new Jazz fan introduction

Scramantha said:
New here too! Like JazzGenius, just wanted to give a quick intro -

Lurking on JazzFanz: 3+ years now
Born in: Salt Lake City, Utah
High School: Judge Memorial
Currently reside in: San Francisco, CA
Greatest moment: John Stockton's 3-pointer in the 1997 Western Conference finals where I watched, subsequently peed my pants, died, was reincarnated, peed my paints again, and was back.
Favorite things about the Jazz: Arguably one of the greatest run franchises in professional sports. Nobody does more with less, with the possible exception of San Antonio (NBA) and Oakland As circa 2000 (MLB).
Favorite current Jazz player: Kanter. I'm on the bandwagon. Dude is a beast. Like the absolute best of Ben Handlogten and Curtis Brokenshard came together, then impregnated a cousin of the Gasol's who happened to be part black and gave us this phenomenon. The guy is rough around the edges, but he's got the heart and got the athleticism. Respect.
Me: Hot mess, but kinda/sorta successful. All relative. Gay. I wear Jazz gear at game at Oracle and almost died twice but still rocking' it. Miss fry sauce.
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Wow. Quite a first post. As a bit of a homophobe, I'm not loving the vibe, but as a metro I'm saying send pic of your jeans. Fair?
 
Scramantha said:
Miss fry sauce.
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If you behave yourself around here I'll send you the recipe... or were you actually telling us about a contest you had won? My bad. Is this you?
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@PKM:

Totally fair. And I can send a picture of jeans - considering you're metro I'll send an image of the Diesels, perhaps even the True Religions, something really gay. Something no self respecting straight man should ever wear... Ever. But yeah, I'm wearing 'em.

PS - love your posts.
 
Scramantha said:
@PKM:

Totally fair. And I can send a picture of jeans - considering you're metro I'll send an image of the Diesels, perhaps even the True Religions, something really gay. Something no self respecting straight man should ever wear... Ever. But yeah, I'm wearing 'em.

PS - love your posts.
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What? Wait .. you're saying a straight guy shouldn't wear True Religion? ****!
 
Joe Bagadonuts said:
If you behave yourself around here I'll send you the recipe... or were you actually telling us about a contest you had won? My bad. Is this you?
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Is this me? Ummmmmm, I wish. Her smeared mascara is nothing short of AMAZEBALLZ. Kind of obsessed with her right now. More obsessed with JazzFanz though. Looking forward to tomorrow's game on TNT. I never thought Chandler would be that big a factor, but the Mavs look dramatically older without him. Either way, could be a trap game - so go Jazz.
 
PKM said:
What? Wait .. you're saying a straight guy shouldn't wear True Religion? ****!
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Dude, you can wear them... I mean, you can wear a bra for all I care. In fact I support that. But yes, it looks very gay. And here's the thing - the girls like the gays, they feel comfortable or supported or something like that. Or maybe they just like being around unthreatening male genitalia. Point is, per my girlfriends, if they see a man in True Religion the assumption is that he is gay. Not sure how that happened, but I know that it is the reality.
 
Scramantha said:
Dude, you can wear them... I mean, you can wear a bra for all I care. In fact I support that. But yes, it looks very gay. And here's the thing - the girls like the gays, they feel comfortable or supported or something like that. Or maybe they just like being around unthreatening male genitalia. Point is, per my girlfriends, if they see a man in True Religion the assumption is that he is gay. Not sure how that happened, but I know that it is the reality.
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Okay .. so rather than burning themm di I get some mileage .. maybe .. asking the girls if I can be converted??





I kid .. no disrespect intended.
 
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