Another totally useless trade proposal

[franklin]

I was going to create a satirical post on Gordon Hayward sprouting boobs instead of this... until I realized it's true.


Jazz trade Al Jefferson to Indiana Pacers for a TPE.
Jazz renounce TPE.
Jazz offer toxic two year deal to China Chan man.

Best case scenario: Al Jefferson is gone. Draft pick improves or Wilson Chandler makes Sissy his locker room bitch.
Worst case scenario: Al Jefferson is now a quick trip from NO down to kick your Cancun beachin' ***.


Why Pacers do it: Jefferson's abusive girlfriend brings much needed fire to an otherwise weak club.


Edit* I'd rather over pay Wilson Chandler $15,000,000 next year than over pay Al Jefferson that much.

 

[Siro]

You tell 'em girl!

 

[Beantown]

 

[ncoloradojazz]

I was going to create a satirical post on Gordon Hayward sprouting boobs instead of this... until I realized it's true.


Jazz trade Al Jefferson to Indiana Pacers for a TPE.
Jazz renounce TPE.
Jazz offer toxic two year deal to China Chan man.

Best case scenario: Al Jefferson is gone. Draft pick improves or Wilson Chandler makes Sissy his locker room bitch.
Worst case scenario: Al Jefferson is now a quick trip from NO down to kick your Cancun beachin' ***.


Why Pacers do it: Jefferson's abusive girlfriend brings much needed fire to an otherwise weak club.


Edit* I'd rather over pay Wilson Chandler $15,000,000 next year than over pay Al Jefferson that much.

Chandler will be back with the nuggets