Archie Moses made yahoo.com!

[TroutBum]

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tena...ughed-at-by-everyone-else-on-wall-street.html

"I am unequivocally the most unflaggingly hard worker I know, and I love self-improvement. I have always felt that my time should be spent wisely, so I continuously challenge myself ... I decided to redouble my effort by placing out of two classes, taking two honors classes, and holding two part-time jobs. That semester I achieved a 3.93, and in the same time I managed to bench double my bodyweight and do 35 pull-ups."

 

[Jazz Spazz]

I would have thought that was you, except for the hard worker part, oh and the self-improvement, and the spending time wisely and the challenging yourself, and the honors classes, and the two jobs, and the 3.93, and of course the benching double your weight (haha) and the 35 pull-ups.

Other than that, I thought it was you.

 

[Hantlers]

Are we sure this wasn't Craig?

 

[Archie Moses]

I'm way cooler and more full of myself than that guy. Nice try though, bloke.

 

[Duck Rodgers]

Dude is acting like he attends the U of U or something and needs to totally oversell his *** to even get a sniff. Anybody that gets grades at NYU and can't go down the street and get an interview invite to a Wall Street firm is probably missing a few marbles.