Are you also hung like an elephant?

[Dr. Jones]

Animal porn? What's going on here?

Reps for making me laugh.

 

[jazz_fanatic]

Larryselbows must be bored.

 

[jazz_fanatic]

There are ads showing up with boobies. I blame you.

 

[Scat]

There are ads showing up with boobies. I blame you.

Where?! I haven't seen any yet!!

 

[Dr. Jones]

There are ads showing up with boobies. I blame you.

I clicked.

 

[orangello]

In my old age I am getting some features that are similar to an elephant. Unfortunately for me it is not my manhood at all.

PS, this is one of the reasons I am LDS. My wife will never know.

 

[larryselbows]

Back in '80, you know, before I came into my own, the phrase "Hung like a Trout" was thrown around as an insult. These days, there are only a select few who have the honor of the distinction: Me, Karl Hungus, Tom Dong & Steve Driver (R.I.P. - https://www.mediaite.com/online/sam...ar-leaps-to-death-after-police-standoff-nsfw/ ), AK47, and Tatermoog.

I lul at you people who think that being hung like an elephant is something special. Try having reoccurring back surgery because you forget to alternate which shoulder blade to strap it to.

I keep trying to rep you but I have to spread it around first. Sorry dawg.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I keep trying to rep you but I have to spread it around first. Sorry dawg.

 

[larryselbows]

Larryselbows must be bored.

This morning this thread seemed like a hilarious idea, but now it seems both sophomoric and lewd. I've really matured and made a lot of changes in my life in the last 11 hours, Jazz_Fanatic. I pledge not to post another dong thread for at least like a week. Thanks for helping me see the light JF

There are ads showing up with boobies. I blame you.

haha sorry.

 

[larryselbows]

I think I know what you're implying, and that's not very nice. Think before you wink, mister!

 

[Dr. Jones]

I think I know what you're implying, and that's not very nice. Think before you wink, mister!

implying?

I know not of what you are suggesting.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I think I know what you're implying, and that's not very nice. Think before you wink, mister!

What I posted about 11 minutes ago seemed funny at first, but now it seems both phosphoric and loot. I am now a better person than I was 11 minutes ago .. and I am not looking fwd to what ads may be popping up any moment now.