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Are you guys completely cool with your kids dating/marrying someone from Jazzfanz?

Saint Cy of JFC

Saint Cy of JFC

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Scenario:

Your 20 year old daughter is back from college for spring break. She has decided to bring her boyfriend to meet the family. You are an excited daddy, but then when the door opens you see Uglibaby with his arm around your daughter.

Let's say he is dressed in a Kabongo UT jersey and a Ute flatbill.

What is your reaction?
 
1) I would be leary of a Kabongo "UT" jersey as it would clearly be a fake (TU) and I want my daughter dating a guy that doesn't buy knock-offs.
2) I would question the kids intellect if he liked Bongo.
3) I hate flatbills.. I just can't.

I'd probably give the guy a 12 pack and send him to Chris' to never return.
 
Hell no. A bunch of degenerate low lifes on here. That or they are starting their own vesion of the FLDS. I'd give the child molester a warning that I was getting my gun. Not y'all.
 
What if your daughter's Jazzfanz boyfriend negged you after he met you? What would you do? What if he negged bullied you?
 
Cyrone Torbin said:
What if your daughter's Jazzfanz boyfriend negged you after he met you? What would you do? What if he negged bullied you?
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What if he tried to make a joke about being called out for acting like a douche? What if that joke just made him sound whinny?
 
Stoked said:
What if he tried to make a joke about being called out for acting like a douche? What if that joke just made him sound whinny?
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Dude, too many ifs in this equation. You need to answer two ifs before introducing two new ifs.


What if her boyfriend not only posted on Jazzfanz, but had sex with sheep?
 
Cyrone Torbin said:
Dude, too many ifs in this equation. You need to answer two ifs before introducing two new ifs.


What if her boyfriend not only posted on Jazzfanz, but had sex with sheep?
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I ifed all over your thread. What are you going to do about it?

Congratulate them for being better than some of the posters here.
 
My friend and I keep trying to get her son hooked up with JazzFanatic but he's kind of clueless.
His birthday is in about 4 months, I'm sure will try the birthday cake routine again :-)

they'd be a very cute couple if it ever did happen
 
moevillini said:
My friend and I keep trying to get her son hooked up with JazzFanatic but he's kind of clueless.
His birthday is in about 4 months, I'm sure will try the birthday cake routine again :-)

they'd be a very cute couple if it ever did happen
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Didn't she get married or something?
 
What if this Jazzfan was not only a pedophile, but he was a woman, and he/she was a mix of every single race in the world. Then what? What would you do?
 
Hartsock said:
What if this Jazzfan was not only a pedophile, but he was a woman, and he/she was a mix of every single race in the world. Then what? What would you do?
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PKM said:
1) I would be leary of a Kabongo "UT" jersey as it would clearly be a fake (TU) and I want my daughter dating a guy that doesn't buy knock-offs.
2) I would question the kids intellect if he liked Bongo.
3) I hate flatbills.. I just can't.

I'd probably give the guy a 12 pack and send him to Chris' to never return.
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It's UT.
 
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