Arizona lawmaker refers to Obama as 'De Fuhrer' on Facebook

[Jazz Spazz]

But seriously why does the first lady need such a huge staff (phallus jokes aside)? Hillary had like 19, Laura Bush 18, Michelle Obama 24 or something. What in the world can they possibly be doing?

It's because generation by generation people become lazier and lazier, and it takes more people to get stuff done. Think of it as inflation.