Hi, I'm Dutchrudder. You may remember me from such antics as "I promise guys, Imma not gonna troll anymore" and "I'm leaving at 10k posts!". I want to talk to you today about how the democrats all want to completely remove guns from the United States. Did you know that 99% of people not on the right side of the aisle want to make sure you can't even smell a gun at a gun show? That's right! Obama is considering a ban on all olfactory senses where guns, ammunition, and anything that smells like gun oil is concerned. He's also fighting to make sure you can't have a fireplace, or light fireworks. And he hasn't forgotten about your cattle either! Human driven greenhouse effect by the expulsion of CO2 is a red herring. Really, it's the fact that we have so many Cattle Herds! That's right farmers! HE'S COMING FOR YOUR COWS! In a new executive order to be signed December of 2016, he's going to BAN ALL CATTLE FARMERS.
