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I like that so often it looks like he is just kind of hopping, not really trying to jump at all, and he has to shift position so he doesn't slam his shoulder into the rim. I wonder how high a basket he could dunk on (ala Howard's 12-foot dunk).
 
After verifying that he passed up shots to grab an individual record (that will be broken, this isn't Stockton's assist-record), I hate Korver. Decidedly. However, even if I didn't decide that, seeing him in another uniform is really eye-opening to how annoying he is to watch. I know he's more of a man than he appears, but ****, he looks like such a ****ing pansy.

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It's comforting to know that this will be more of a legacy than that record-waiting-to-be-broken will ever be.
 
And good for the Clippers finally finding a legitimate franchise player. Blake Griffin isn't human.
 
he could use some work on his free throws - I think he's around 60% and last night against the Bulls he wasn't even close to that percentage, he was something like 4 for 11

he's almost as bad as Fesenko....




and LOL at the thread title, it's oddly appropriate yet inappropriate too!
 
His stats are crazy for a rookie:

Yeah he is shooting 61% from the line.
52% FG
50% 3pt (6-12)
12.7 reb per game
3.6 asst per game
0.7 spg
0.6 bpg
2.73 TO
23 ppg
 
He's getting asses in the seats when the other tenant plays in Staples. That alone is an accomplishment.
 
As I was saying last night while watching UFC with some friends, Griffin is an absolute joy to watch and one of the greatest players the NBA has ever seen.

I wish him success and health.
 
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