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Dear Grandpa,

I realize you hail from the days when it was given up once a year, strictly with lights off, and none of this nasty five play pervertin'. Here's the thing though--it looks different in real life without bras and cameras to skew things.

Sincerely,

Guy who's not attracted to grandma boobs
 
Dear Grandpa,

I realize you hail from the days when it was given up once a year, strictly with lights off, and none of this nasty five play pervertin'. Here's the thing though--it looks different in real life without bras and cameras to skew things.

Sincerely,

Guy who's not attracted to females.

Fixed that for you.
 
Please. You could tie them in a bow behind her back.
Pounded poultry.
2 stages past ski slopes.
4 children into it.
Try to avoid them steamrollers.
 
I never said I wouldn't look past the Betty White ***** look for the rest of the package, but if I saw you two on a nudist beach I'd be tempted to ask if you were twins.

Oh man, if only. I'd buy TWO full length mirrors, and then die of hunger.
 
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