Ben's take on ROY

[Coach Ellis]

If Adidas sold that hoodie I would buy it right now.

That was the point. It was marketing and branding with a wink/nod at tweaking Simmons AND Nike. In all honesty, I don’t think Simmons has the personality or charisma to pull that off. But he’s a damn good basketball player. That much is indisputable.

I like that Mitchell has the attitude to do something like this without it being a circus.

Also 3rd in the West >>> 3rd in the East.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

How many Australians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
































Trick question, Australians are too busy having sex with dingos to have working electricity.

 

[cowhide]

Loved DM responses to Simmons obvious douche-bag remarks. DM used humor and branding to get his message across. No anger and completely professional. Simmons may win the ROY award but he can't match DM's PR smarts.

 

[Rubashov]

That was the point. It was marketing and branding with a wink/nod at tweaking Simmons AND Nike. In all honesty, I don’t think Simmons has the personality or charisma to pull that off. But he’s a damn good basketball player. That much is indisputable.

I like that Mitchell has the attitude to do something like this without it being a circus.

Also 3rd in the West >>> 3rd in the East.

I don't think Simmons is particularly sharp, no doubt can play ball but like most modern athletes is fairly dull.

 

[Rubashov]

How many Australians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


Trick question, Australians are too busy having sex with dingos to have working electricity.

Do you know how pathetic and juvenile that sounds?

Wombats are vastly superior lovers.

 

[Coach Ellis]

Do you know how pathetic and juvenile that sounds?

Wombats are vastly superior lovers.

I thought kangaroos were the go to? All the jumping around makes things exciting.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Do you know how pathetic and juvenile that sounds?

Wombats are vastly superior lovers.

Yeah, but they are for the elite class of Australians, you know, people like The Irwin Family, Mel Gibson, and Crocodile Dundee.

 

[Rubashov]

I thought kangaroos were the go to? All the jumping around makes things exciting.

Sometimes you don't want it to always be that rough. Additionally in my more hirsute days I slightly resembled a wombat. (mostly in the shoulders)

Hello ladies!! how can you resist that saucy bastard?

 

[Coach Ellis]

Sometimes you don't want it to always be that rough. Additionally in my more hirsute days I slightly resembled a wombat. (mostly in the shoulders)

Hello ladies!! how can you resist that saucy bastard?

This post alone deserves 1st team JazzFanz recognition. Going to have to vote for you now.

 

[b_line]

It was Jason kidd and grant hill fwiw

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Right .

 

[JAZZGASM]

• Aug 7, 2017 on Instagram:
• bensimmons: Roughly a year since I arrived in Philly and some think I've stayed the same. I've had a year to learn, experience and develop my game to the point where I'm ready grab this up coming season by the throat. Looking back now I would have killed the old me on the court. Philly, it's going to be a scary sight. Let's go!

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Do you know how pathetic and juvenile that sounds?

Wombats are vastly superior lovers.

Ugly American right there