Best Sandwich at McDonalds Poll

[Gyp Rosetti]

Some Mormons romanticizing about that one time they were drunk as hell is very cute.

****ing novices.

 

[Cocaine]

Has anyone noticed that since the start of the year, all of their breakfast value menu items are smaller? Got a burrito and Sausage McMuffin this morning. The burrito was easily half the size smaller than normal. Started noticing that last month.

 

[Cocaine]

Hard to argue with this. When blazed out of your mind, nothing goes down quite like a Carne Asada burrito, no pico, add cheese, tomato, and sour cream. Load it up with red and green sauce from the bottles and proceed to sentence your butt hole to three straight days of moist, burning pseudo-poohs. Worth it every time.

Carne Asada fries. $8 and you'll be lucky to finish it. Extra cheese, green sauce, a few ketchup packets. Used to get that on my lunch break, only finished it alone once. You'll be on the toilet for hours later.

 

[Hantlers]

I do love me a california burrito, all the fixings plus fries. You can't beat that.