Bluesy, for a long time I've been taking digs at you because you are a dummy, but you deserve an apology. Even though you are the Kanye West of stupid comments, and collectively, our board iq dropped drastically when you joined, and that you are probably the reason why Salt Lake is the second worst dressed city in the nation, and that you have crusty lips, and that you should probably stop wearing form fitting clothes, and that you like house music, and that you have Sione Tuatonga hands, and that you smell like carne asada, and that you have a nipple hair mustache, and that you're a dirty *** peasant, and that you are genetically predisposed to the husky gene, and that you are a suspect dude, and that you are the mythical all-in-one creep and dirtbag, and that you have mud-butt, and that you are a less attractive version of stoked, and that on a scale of 1 to 10 you are a -7, and that you have a 5-head, and that you shart regularly, and that you have a big nose, and sweat more than Patrick Ewing. You're still really good at using different colored fonts.
Oh Larry the Laker.....
I didnt know you think about me so much...
So much is wrong with your post.
First of all, why are you on Jazzfanz if you are a Laker fan?
Second, I am actually a great dresser. My style is a pair of Lucky jeans, a t shirt and a nice pair of kicks such as DC skate shoes. I dont wear Jersey's, baggy pants, pink shirts, skinny jeans, too tight clothes, or anything else stupid. My style is sexy and the women love it.
Third, I like music like 30 seconds to mars, Linkin park, eminem, coldplay, Nirvana, crystal method, nin, and many other old and new groups. I like all sorts of music.
Fourth, I do like carne asada, but I hate Betos. I like Barbacoa for my burritos. I only eat quality food. Its been over ten years since I have had junk fast food like Mcdonalds. I take two showers a day, so I know I dont smell like it.
Fifth, I work for an Engineering firm. I own a 4200 square ft brand new home on a third of an acre.
Sixth, I have had two threesomes with hot chicks in my life. I have had sex with three different girls in one day(different from my threesomes) So getting laid is not an issue for me.
Seventh, I have always been more athletic than anyone I have ever known. At my peak I ran a 4.5 40 yard dash. I had a 38 inch vert, and ran a 5 minute mile. Benched 315
Eighth, I have never had any disease. I never get sick. I have perfect eye sight.
Ninth, I am good looking enough to be a model, but man enough not to do something like that and be a pretty boy.
Tenth, I have 8 screws and 2 plates in my hand from beating down someone with a big mouth like yours.
Also I am the second best poster on here besides Verlin
You are just a loser
So ya, you were wrong about all that stuff.
