Hopper
Banned
My town passed an ordinance against disorderly conduct which said: "Any person convicted of engaging in disorderly conduct shall be punished by a fine not to exceed $100,000 and a sentence not to exceed one year."
One day, ole Lardass Jackson opened a door which swung out to the right with his LEFT hand (obviously a disorderly thang to do, all in itself). Then he kinda stubbed his toe on the threshhold and stumbled a bit, temporarily losin his balance (VERY disorderly).
Officer Fife arrested his sorry *** for disorderly conduct, naturally. He was given a $20,000 fine and 6 months in the county clink (all in all a very moderate sentence). At the trial, his lame-*** bottom-feeder tried to argue that the ordinance was unenforceable and void because, among other things, he said it didn't define "disorderly conduct," and hence did not inform people of what was prohibited.
Judge Burke wasn't fallin for that. He said: "I'm gunna convict Lardass, like I always do. He's been convicted, so now you know what "disorderly conduct" is, see?"
The bottom-feeder tried other arguments too, sumthin along the lines of no "mens rea" (whatever that is) warranting punishment. Judge Burke shot that one down, rather handily, I must say, too. He said: "He left his house, and went onto public streets, deliberately. That wasn't no accident."
One day, ole Lardass Jackson opened a door which swung out to the right with his LEFT hand (obviously a disorderly thang to do, all in itself). Then he kinda stubbed his toe on the threshhold and stumbled a bit, temporarily losin his balance (VERY disorderly).
Officer Fife arrested his sorry *** for disorderly conduct, naturally. He was given a $20,000 fine and 6 months in the county clink (all in all a very moderate sentence). At the trial, his lame-*** bottom-feeder tried to argue that the ordinance was unenforceable and void because, among other things, he said it didn't define "disorderly conduct," and hence did not inform people of what was prohibited.
Judge Burke wasn't fallin for that. He said: "I'm gunna convict Lardass, like I always do. He's been convicted, so now you know what "disorderly conduct" is, see?"
The bottom-feeder tried other arguments too, sumthin along the lines of no "mens rea" (whatever that is) warranting punishment. Judge Burke shot that one down, rather handily, I must say, too. He said: "He left his house, and went onto public streets, deliberately. That wasn't no accident."