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I'm currious what the results were. Not that I'm some sick puppy, but just because it would be interesting to know. That being said, if you could choose anyone in this world, past or present, to fornicate with, knowing that there would be ZERO consequences for your actions, who would that be? Let's clear this up and say that it is concensual, and not rape. Also, can any of you grammar nazi's out there tell me how/if I'm using too many comma's? It sounds right, but looks wrong. Thanks.
 
Way to go, woodpecker heads. You took an innocent thread and turned it into pure rubbish.

FWIW, my usual "Red squigly line under the mispelled word" isn't showing up, so eat me.
 
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I also could not see the question for the punctuation.

Having re-read it now, though, the answer is obviously "my wife". (Hi, honey, love you)






With a close second being Cleopatra - that would have to be a riot. Or Jessica Rabbit.
 
bordelais7 said:
I also could not see the question for the punctuation.

Having re-read it now, though, the answer is obviously "my wife". (Hi, honey, love you)


With a close second being Cleopatra - that would have to be a riot. Or Jessica Rabbit.
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But wouldn't you put a comma after, "obviously"? (like I just did there?) I'm serious, I want to know, but am too lazy to take 5 seconds and google it. And Jessica Rabbit is a solid choice.
 
TroutBum said:
But wouldn't you put a comma after, "obviously"? (like I just did there?) I'm serious, I want to know, but am too lazy to take 5 seconds and google it. And Jessica Rabbit is a solid choice.
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No. Don't separate the verb and subject with a comma. I could see it if you were to say "the answer is, obviously, my wife".

I'm no grammarologist, however -- I just play the nazi side of it. I do uncouth things like placing periods outside of quotes, for example. As to your original post, I can't see anything wrong with the commas. I could, be, wrong.
 
Would it have to be someone that would sleep with me by choice? If so, that really narrows my field down. Like, a lot. To maybe none.

So, I guess, nobody.



P.S. You did pretty well with the commas. Apostrophes seem to be your weak suit.
 
Bronco70 said:
Would it have to be someone that would sleep with me by choice? If so, that really narrows my field down. Like, a lot. To maybe none.

So, I guess, nobody.



P.S. You did pretty well with the commas. Apostrophes seem to be your weak suit.
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I'm pretty sure that Archie and BabyWeinerzz would do you, so your theory is debunked. But to stay on topic, the question assumes that the other person is dying to bone you as well.

That being said, I am going to say Christina Aguilera. Curves, boobs, and a voice that I could enjoy screaming my name for hours and hours. +10 to myself.
 
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I would tap that, repeatedly.






Did I use the comma right?
 
TroutBum said:
That being said, I am going to say Christina Aguilera. Curves, boobs, and a voice that I could enjoy screaming my name for hours and hours. +10 to myself.
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I'm curious to know why she would continue screaming your name for hours and hours after the first 30 seconds?
 
I'm not too good at science, but I don't think you should use a "/" in a sentence.

That being said, I'm married so it would not be fornication.
Also what do you mean by ZERO consequences? Would that include God and my conscience?
 
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