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bigb said:
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He had one of the best quotes about Reggie Jackson ever:

(about the Reggie Jackson candy bar)

"You open it (the Reggie Bar) up and it tells you how good it is."
 
Which one is the best/funniest episode? I'll start with that one. I'm leaning toward watching the one with the black dude talking to some transgender person that he thought was a girl..... without any outside input as my introduction to the series. I need a good one though or else I probably won't watch the other ones if it's a bore.
 
Duck Rodgers said:
Which one is the best/funniest episode? I'll start with that one. I'm leaning toward watching the one with the black dude talking to some transgender person that he thought was a girl..... without any outside input as my introduction to the series. I need a good one though or else I probably won't watch the other ones if it's a bore.
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Do the one were the girl thinks she is talking to a male model or the one were the black girl has been messaging this guy for two years!!
 
A friend of mine had the best Catfish story. She flew from NJ to Minneapolis to meet some guy she met on the internet. When he came to pick her up at the airport she was so repulsed by him, she got her luggage from baggage claim, walked right over to the car rental desk and drove back to NJ.
 
candrew said:
A friend of mine had the best Catfish story. She flew from NJ to Minneapolis to meet some guy she met on the internet. When he came to pick her up at the airport she was so repulsed by him, she got her luggage from baggage claim, walked right over to the car rental desk and drove back to NJ.
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Haha. Did she even acknowledge him or did she just slyly sneak a peak and bolt?
 
Duck Rodgers said:
Haha. Did she even acknowledge him or did she just slyly sneak a peak and bolt?
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LOL - no. It was as she described it as "the most uncomfortable 12 minutes of my life". According to my friend, she met this guy on a non-dating website (which I'm sure is true being Minneapolis is about one thousand miles from NJ). They sparked up a friendship online which she claims was totally plutonic. Although before visiting him she said that we'll meet as friends and if something more comes out of it then that's OK too. She gets off the plane and right away she can tell the picture he sent her was at least 10-15 years old. He claimed to be 30 but she said he was obviously mid-40's. Then he makes a confession that the "condo" he claims he was living in was actually his friend's basement. The kicker was right off the bat he starts pawing her and trying to kiss her. So right there in the terminal they get in a big fight, she just turns around, rents a car and goes home.
 
candrew said:
LOL - no. It was as she described it as "the most uncomfortable 12 minutes of my life". According to my friend, she met this guy on a non-dating website (which I'm sure is true being Minneapolis is about one thousand miles from NJ). They sparked up a friendship online which she claims was totally plutonic. Although before visiting him she said that we'll meet as friends and if something more comes out of it then that's OK too. She gets off the plane and right away she can tell the picture he sent her was at least 10-15 years old. He claimed to be 30 but she said he was obviously mid-40's. Then he makes a confession that the "condo" he claims he was living in was actually his friend's basement. The kicker was right off the bat he starts pawing her and trying to kiss her. So right there in the terminal they get in a big fight, she just turns around, rents a car and goes home.
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At least she didnt get murdered. Thats a plus
 
candrew said:
LOL - no. It was as she described it as "the most uncomfortable 12 minutes of my life". According to my friend, she met this guy on a non-dating website (which I'm sure is true being Minneapolis is about one thousand miles from NJ). They sparked up a friendship online which she claims was totally plutonic. Although before visiting him she said that we'll meet as friends and if something more comes out of it then that's OK too. She gets off the plane and right away she can tell the picture he sent her was at least 10-15 years old. He claimed to be 30 but she said he was obviously mid-40's. Then he makes a confession that the "condo" he claims he was living in was actually his friend's basement. The kicker was right off the bat he starts pawing her and trying to kiss her. So right there in the terminal they get in a big fight, she just turns around, rents a car and goes home.
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Sounds like she started throwing verbal blows as soon as she noticed the age discrepancy if she got him to confess all these other lies right off the bat. That would've been fun to watch. The thing I don't get is how did that guy expect it to end? If he's not good looking AND a liar, he probably almost had 0 chance of getting what he wanted from the get go. If he was good looking, maybe 50/50 he could've got away with it.

Bottom line, people need to realize that there are plenty of people out there that will still like them in spite of every flaw they may have. Whatever you are just own it, good or bad. Don't be shady. Around here, even though you're meeting people in person, girls will still pretend like they are these perfect little angels because they just assume you're a Mormon too. And then as soon as it comes out that you're aren't, it's like you're their Bishop or something and they start just confessing every bad thing they have ever done trying to appeal to what they perceive you to be in those first moments of getting to know each other. It's really weird. Like..... why the hell is this girl telling me she slept around a lot in high school or whatever? Oh yeah....because that's what she thinks I want to hear. That she has a wild side to her or something. That has happened so many times to me. People try way too hard to be what they think you want them to be even when they are standing right in front of your face.
 
candrew said:
LOL - no. It was as she described it as "the most uncomfortable 12 minutes of my life". According to my friend, she met this guy on a non-dating website (which I'm sure is true being Minneapolis is about one thousand miles from NJ). They sparked up a friendship online which she claims was totally plutonic. Although before visiting him she said that we'll meet as friends and if something more comes out of it then that's OK too. She gets off the plane and right away she can tell the picture he sent her was at least 10-15 years old. He claimed to be 30 but she said he was obviously mid-40's. Then he makes a confession that the "condo" he claims he was living in was actually his friend's basement. The kicker was right off the bat he starts pawing her and trying to kiss her. So right there in the terminal they get in a big fight, she just turns around, rents a car and goes home.
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That's why you don't meet people online. We all know better than that... I bet you're all really a bunch of 50-year-old women.
 
It's so obvious, Zulu.

I watched an episode of Catfish last night that had a happy ending. Two gay guys lived happily ever after, after a few lies were cleared up. D'aww.
 
jazz_fanatic said:
It's so obvious, Zulu.

I watched an episode of Catfish last night that had a happy ending. Two gay guys lived happily ever after, after a few lies were cleared up. D'aww.
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Watched it as well... Only the second one Ive seen that ended good!! I was hoping to see one like that but then realized the ones that end crappy are funnier to watch!!!
 
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