chitownjazz dead?

[Scat]

https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2012/04/23/man-dies-after-peeing-on-l-tracks-in-evanston/

An Indiana man died overnight, after coming into contact with the electrified third rail as he urinated on the Purple Line ‘L’ tracks in Evanston.

 

[BluesRocker]

I have been wondering the same.

Chitown has been missing a long time

 

[Jerry Lundegaard]

Hahahaha - I'm still here. I've done plenty of senseless and immature things in my life, but peeing on the L tracks isn't one of them. This may sound insensitive, but I'm glad he chose to pee outside because far too many pee inside the L making those train rides among the most miserable experiences one can go through on a day-to-day basis.

 

[Zulu]

He did have that one good thread!!

 

[Jerry Lundegaard]

He did have that one good thread!!

Which was that?

 

[BluesRocker]

Who are you Jerry? Are you Chitown? What's going on?

 

[Fishsticks]

Who are you Jerry? Are you Chitown? What's going on?

Yes. Stop sounding horny.

 

[BluesRocker]

Yes. Stop sounding horny.

Wow, I didn't realize you could tell I have a stiffy.

 

[BluesRocker]

Is anybody else's keyboard as sticky as mine;

 

[Jerry Lundegaard]

Who are you Jerry? Are you Chitown? What's going on?

Yes this is me. Not much. Still on cloud 9 from last night and foaming at the mouth to shock the Spurs.

 

[TroutBum]

Yes this is me. Not much. Still on cloud 9 from last night and foaming at the mouth to shock the Spurs.

If by "Spurs" you mean "My little sister", then I'm not at all surprised.