Christmas party fiasco

[The Midnight]

You're really hung up about sex, man. You know that's a turn off for the ladies, right?

What I meant was in any "interesting" stories such as this, there's always "sex" involved in some way shape or form.



I don't think I referred to myself in anyway, did I???

 

[bigb]

My dad got a huge custom painting to hang in his house as his main gift and he put in a spot away from everybody so nobody would mess with it while we finished up exchanging gifts. A few minutes later, one my nephews got a toy that was attracting a lot of attention from all the little kids and they were fighting over it so I dragged one of the main fighters out of the area and onto a pool table that was in the room over from where we were opening gifts to distract him because he likes kicking the pool balls around and stuff. But first thing he does when I set him on table is pick up one of the balls and launch that sucker right off the table and through the painting that was sitting right near the pool table unbeknownst to me.

You are in soooooooo much trouble.

 

[bigb]

Not grounded? Damn parents are getting lax these days.