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My wife and I went to a food festival today. One of those deals where restaurants set up boots in a downtown square and you sample stuff from a dozen different ones until your stomach revolts against you and you need to find a bathroom.

To bring good luck to the Jazz in the upcoming season(and at least 60 wins), we made sure we stopped at a Mexican stand last. All hail.

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I am convinced that the reason Gordo left is because the Basketball Gods are punishing Jazz fans their false idol worship of the Churro.
 
I am convinced that the reason Gordo left is because the Basketball Gods are punishing Jazz fans their false idol worship of the Churro.

Unbelievers have been saying this for years. In reality, the churro knew what Hayward would bring to Utah, and it wasn't a pretty sight.
 
Unbelievers have been saying this for years. In reality, the churro knew what Hayward would bring to Utah, and it wasn't a pretty sight.

This is true... often the churro answers in ways we cannot understand at the time. We have likely seen Gordon's best year. I will not murmur against the churro... as the churro knows the end from the beginning... and is without beginning and end... it is one eternal line... and by eternal I mean roughly 18 inches.

The churro may resurrect AB or maybe the churro knew Gordon would block impending superstar DM from burning as brightly as he could. With the addition to the med staff the churro has already started working its magic.
 
Do we know who is, and who isn't in Utah right now?

Today, while leaving the city creek Harmons, I was struck by what appeared to be 6'1" of handsome in a Utah Jazz basketball shirt. I'm pretty sure it was Raul Neto... after he realized I was staring at him he gave me a smile.

My knees buckled a little.
 
Do we know who is, and who isn't in Utah right now?

Today, while leaving the city creek Harmons, I was struck by what appeared to be 6'1" of handsome in a Utah Jazz basketball shirt. I'm pretty sure it was Raul Neto... after he realized I was staring at him he gave me a smile.

My knees buckled a little. And my flock of fawning nurses left me to be at his side.

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Do we know who is, and who isn't in Utah right now?

Today, while leaving the city creek Harmons, I was struck by what appeared to be 6'1" of handsome in a Utah Jazz basketball shirt. I'm pretty sure it was Raul Neto... after he realized I was staring at him he gave me a smile.

My knees buckled a little.

That was me

#gorgeous
 
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