CJ Fredette?

[Zulu]

Time to break out the terminator.

Have you seen this Boy?

 

[Chucky Smith]

Have you seen this Boy?

So we can send Jimmer back to terminate his own brother effectively negating the contract? Brilliant!!

 

[franklin]

I hear the Jazz are going to draft Jimmer with their 6th pick AND their 12th pick AND then package Al, Sap, and 2012 1st round pick to move up to the 1st pick in this draft, turn back time using the Quantum Jimmics and the Theory of Jimmer-tivity and draft him AGAIN!

This is Grand and Unifying.

Sorry to all you Jimmer physicist, But it appears that he has already signed a contract. He will be playing for his older brother!

Brothel, dipstick, and it's his cousin/lover's.

 

[LogGrad98]

Jimmer has the highest vertical jump ever recorded in the NBA, and that was on a simple jump shot. What was that, 8 feet or something? I imagine if he really went at the hoop he would fly right over it, backboard and all. He could jump over an airplane in flight during the dunk contest, not some tiny little car. I mean now it is obvious that he is the number one pick in the draft hands-down.

In fact I heard he will be the number one pick for the next 3 drafts because everyone knows every #1 pick after him will still be second best. They will all just start at #2.

Also they tried to vote him into the NBA hall of fame this year and he missed it by one vote, and that guy marked the wrong box by accident and tried to hang himself when he realized what he had done.

And I also heard that every team in the NBA will be spotted 50 pts when they play against Jimmer's team just so they don't all get blown out by 70 or 80. And that picture on SI? It is going to be the new logo for the NBA. Pro Football and Baseball are protesting though because they realize that as soon as they NBA makes that change, no one will watch football or baseball again. 3 baseball teams already filed for bankruptcy preemptively.

And 18 teams in the NBA have petitioned Stern to allow them to have 7 players on the court when they face Jimmer's team just to ensure they can guard him well enough that he doesn't score 100 pts every single game. The other 12 teams want the fouls limit raised to 18 for guards before they foul out.

Stern is thinking about it.

Another rule change he is considering is requiring Jimmer to wear a ball and chain to slow him down just enough that he can barely dunk and can only outrun 98% of the NBA. And Stern recently announced that he has changed the lottery to include all 30 teams so he can continue the NBA conspiracy to get the biggest markets the best teams and rig the lottery so the Lakers get the Jimmer this year, using a bent ping-pong ball.




Recycling, FTW.

 

[Justys]

Jimmer has the highest vertical jump ever recorded in the NBA, and that was on a simple jump shot. What was that, 8 feet or something? I imagine if he really went at the hoop he would fly right over it, backboard and all. He could jump over an airplane in flight during the dunk contest, not some tiny little car. I mean now it is obvious that he is the number one pick in the draft hands-down.

In fact I heard he will be the number one pick for the next 3 drafts because everyone knows every #1 pick after him will still be second best. They will all just start at #2.

Also they tried to vote him into the NBA hall of fame this year and he missed it by one vote, and that guy marked the wrong box by accident and tried to hang himself when he realized what he had done.

And I also heard that every team in the NBA will be spotted 50 pts when they play against Jimmer's team just so they don't all get blown out by 70 or 80. And that picture on SI? It is going to be the new logo for the NBA. Pro Football and Baseball are protesting though because they realize that as soon as they NBA makes that change, no one will watch football or baseball again. 3 baseball teams already filed for bankruptcy preemptively.

And 18 teams in the NBA have petitioned Stern to allow them to have 7 players on the court when they face Jimmer's team just to ensure they can guard him well enough that he doesn't score 100 pts every single game. The other 12 teams want the fouls limit raised to 18 for guards before they foul out.

Stern is thinking about it.

Another rule change he is considering is requiring Jimmer to wear a ball and chain to slow him down just enough that he can barely dunk and can only outrun 98% of the NBA. And Stern recently announced that he has changed the lottery to include all 30 teams so he can continue the NBA conspiracy to get the biggest markets the best teams and rig the lottery so the Lakers get the Jimmer this year, using a bent ping-pong ball.




Recycling, FTW.

Dang that funny. Too bad, I've given out all my reps for today Not that my 1 will help your 12. But, I'll hit you up tomorrow!

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Jimmer has the highest vertical jump ever recorded in the NBA, and that was on a simple jump shot. What was that, 8 feet or something? I imagine if he really went at the hoop he would fly right over it, backboard and all. He could jump over an airplane in flight during the dunk contest, not some tiny little car. I mean now it is obvious that he is the number one pick in the draft hands-down.

In fact I heard he will be the number one pick for the next 3 drafts because everyone knows every #1 pick after him will still be second best. They will all just start at #2.

Also they tried to vote him into the NBA hall of fame this year and he missed it by one vote, and that guy marked the wrong box by accident and tried to hang himself when he realized what he had done.

And I also heard that every team in the NBA will be spotted 50 pts when they play against Jimmer's team just so they don't all get blown out by 70 or 80. And that picture on SI? It is going to be the new logo for the NBA. Pro Football and Baseball are protesting though because they realize that as soon as they NBA makes that change, no one will watch football or baseball again. 3 baseball teams already filed for bankruptcy preemptively.

And 18 teams in the NBA have petitioned Stern to allow them to have 7 players on the court when they face Jimmer's team just to ensure they can guard him well enough that he doesn't score 100 pts every single game. The other 12 teams want the fouls limit raised to 18 for guards before they foul out.

Stern is thinking about it.

Another rule change he is considering is requiring Jimmer to wear a ball and chain to slow him down just enough that he can barely dunk and can only outrun 98% of the NBA. And Stern recently announced that he has changed the lottery to include all 30 teams so he can continue the NBA conspiracy to get the biggest markets the best teams and rig the lottery so the Lakers get the Jimmer this year, using a bent ping-pong ball.




Recycling, FTW.

TL-DNR
It's obvious you are just another stiff poster (like a few others), and are just chucking posts up on this board.
We need more efficiency, not so much volume.
We need to see your Rep Per Post stats to be sure, but our Jazzfanz team needs more defense, and team play.... and less selfish, blackhole posters.

TIA

Recycling, FTW

 

[LogGrad98]

TL-DNR
It's obvious you are just another stiff poster (like a few others), and are just chucking posts up on this board.
We need more efficiency, not so much volume.
We need to see your Rep Per Post stats to be sure, but our Jazzfanz team needs more defense, and team play.... and less selfish, blackhole posters.

TIA

Recycling, FTW

Touche.

 

[Scorpjazz]

have to take him if he's there at 12. Done deal

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Touche.

Your original post is still hilarious... and it took me forever to find that thread.

 

[DutchJazzer]

Jimmer defeated the Borg

 

[davidbenoit]

have to take him if he's there at 12. Done deal

Agreed. You don't pass on a guy with that kind of drive. He has gotten better every year in almost every category. He lives on proving people wrong. His turnovers were high but that's because he had the ball in his hands 80% of each possession and was double teamed half the time. It's amazing he was hitting 40% on 3's with the degree of difficulty involved. Will he improve that percentage in the league since he wont be the focus of the other teams defensive strategy? I think so. His man defense is terrible but with a high basketball IQ hopefully he can play some decent team defense.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Not sure about that but I hear the Jazz plan on moving up and taking him before the first pick, in essence drafting him at "0".

I am in favor of drafting him at 0 since, in my book, that means we wouldn't get him. Don't take this as an insult to James. There are a whole bunch of players I'd like to draft at 0.