Ok, so Ugli hid the Bong under his Trench Coat and stalked Chris-L, who looked so appealing wearing his Skinny Jeans. He bumped into Dalamon, who certainly had more than a banana in his Big Pockets after catching a glimpse of Fish and Trout having their way with that Blow up doll. At least until the Neighbor kid ended all their fun by stabbing the doll with his Knife.
Yep, just the usual Saturday night shenanigans on PKM's porch!