Congrats TheThriller!

[TroutBum]

https://www.ksl.com/?nid=960&sid=18770528

I'm impressed man, way to go!

 

[Stoked]

lol

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Oof. How much mayo has this kid tasted?

 

[freakazoid]

Damn, that kid is going to get laid big time when this story gets out.

 

[Chad Feldheimer]

"He even earned the ultra rare ginger merit badge"

 

[Mr. McGibblets]

Damn, that kid is going to get laid big time when this story gets out.

I can just picture this kid silver palming the **** out of a girl in her little eagle's nest.

 

[Hantlers]

I almost feel bad for the kid....I mean damn.

 

[Scat]

I can just picture this kid silver palming the **** out of a girl in her little eagle's nest.

He'll be silver "palming" something but it won't be female...

 

[TroutBum]

I consider myself one of the most twisted people I know, but I'm not sure I know what "Silver Palming" is. I almost feel bad.

 

[LogGrad98]

Finally a kid who earned his eagle at 13 that probably did it on his own, instead of earning the "mommy and daddy did it" eagle badge. I have yet to meet a kid who got their eagle at 13 who actually earned it. Most just went and did what daddy said and the scout master told them to and presto, instant eagle.

 

[The Thriller]

Thank you Thank you!

It was a lot of hard work guys, not gonna lie.

I'm making a blanket out of my badges and hanging it up right next to my princess Leia poster (the one from return of the jedi, where she's in that sweet lil outfit that Jabba put her in.... ohhhh yeahhhhh). This is the greatest accomplishment of my life since gaining my Howard Eisley autograph in Jr. Jazz or from beating Trout at Napolean Dynamite triva!

Ohhh how many pancakes I've burned!
Ohhh how many square knots I've made!
Ohhh how many canoes I've overturned!

And it finally pays off! Cha-Ching!

 

[The Thriller]

Damn, that kid is going to get laid big time when this story gets out.

You Betcha.

chicks dig men in uniforms with merit badges!

 

[The Thriller]

"During a trip to the Utah Humane Society, Bills and his father decided to take a dog, Jake, home. A few days later, Jake’s barking woke them up in the night, leading them to discover that Bills’ grandfather had locked himself out on a cold February night. Bills credits his new dog for saving his grandfather’s life."

Did they not have a doorbell?

Did the grandfather forget how to knock on doors?

That typically works when I want to enter someone's house...

 

[trigg3r]

https://www.ksl.com/?nid=960&sid=18770528

I'm impressed man, way to go!

A combination of pure evil. A soulless Ginger with his soulless Ginger mutt.

 

[Mr. McGibblets]

I consider myself one of the most twisted people I know, but I'm not sure I know what "Silver Palming" is. I almost feel bad.

It's a play on words using the "Silver Palm" which a scout can earn after getting their eagle.

**Please stop reading now if you feel this site should maintain family friendly standards**

Silver Palming involves placing ***** in your hand and then slapping the other person across the face - all while wearing a scout uniform. At least that's how my Scoutmaster taught me when I was in Cub Scouts.

 

[TroutBum]

I honestly thought it was a Silver Beaver.

 

[LogGrad98]

.

 

[LogGrad98]

I honestly thought it was a Silver Beaver.

Isn't that a cougar's mom? Or is that a blue beaver?

 

[TroutBum]

Isn't that a cougar's mom?

I believe that's a Bronze Beaver.

 

[Mr. McGibblets]

Any colored beaver is better than a crimson beaver.