Could Whales Explode in Canadann Towns?

[Dr. Jones]

I've seen two whales!

Threesome?

 

[TroutBum]

of course it's all going down in trout's river!

This angers me.

When a cow dies, they just pour gas on it and set he bitch on fire. Smells fantastic! Why not just rope the area off, wait until midnight, burn the damn thing. Seriously, why can't they do that? I bet the blubber and methane would burn like the sun.

As for worrying about an explosion, I bet a few shots into the bloating cavity from a .45 or bow/harpoon would do wonders to ventilate.

 

[MVP]

This angers me.

When a cow dies, they just pour gas on it and set he bitch on fire. Smells fantastic! Why not just rope the area off, wait until midnight, burn the damn thing. Seriously, why can't they do that? I bet the blubber and methane would burn like the sun.

As for worrying about an explosion, I bet a few shots into the bloating cavity from a .45 or bow/harpoon would do wonders to ventilate.

Simple solution. Drag it back to deep sea, attach some weight and let it sink to the bottom. Lobsters will appreciate it.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Simple solution. Drag it back to deep sea, attach some weight and let it sink to the bottom. Lobsters will appreciate it.

Even if they could secure cables around the tail, I think just the friction of dragging it across teh surface would cause the whale to burst open.

 

[8]

Could hollow em out and provide a home for some homeless people