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Could Whales Explode in Canadann Towns?

Candanian writers.....

The (whale) skin is starting to lose its integrity and if someone were to walk along, say, the chin -- that is full of all that gas -- they could fall in the whale. The insides will be liquefied. Retrieving them would be very difficult," Lawson,*told the National Post.
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dalamon said:
Oh definitely. I just live very, very far away from the east-coast, so I've never experienced anything similar.
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**** man that does not sound good.

My wife's gonna be in Toronto for a week in June. Any trouble she should look out for you can give heads up?
 
addictionary said:
**** man that does not sound good.

My wife's gonna be in Toronto for a week in June. Any trouble she should look out for you can give heads up?
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Hahahaha. Only thing she needs to worry about, is the disappointment she feels when she tries the Canadian version of the Döner Kebab.


I've never been to Toronto personally, but everyone says absolutely great things. Not really dangerous, lots of sights to see.
 
dalamon said:
Hahahaha. Only thing she needs to worry about, is the disappointment she feels when she tries the Canadian version of the Döner Kebab.


I've never been to Toronto personally, but everyone says absolutely great things. Not really dangerous, lots of sights to see.
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Lol that's a relief. I got jumpy about beloved ones as I got older. But I've never thought I would worry about an exploding whale as a threat to my wife, that's for sure.
 
dalamon said:
Hahahaha. Only thing she needs to worry about, is the disappointment she feels when she tries the Canadian version of the Döner Kebab.


I've never been to Toronto personally, but everyone says absolutely great things. Not really dangerous, lots of sights to see.
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Yep. Great city. Clean and vibrant. Plus Niagara Falls (no racialism).
 
moevillini said:
of course it's all going down in trout's river!
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This angers me.

When a cow dies, they just pour gas on it and set he bitch on fire. Smells fantastic! Why not just rope the area off, wait until midnight, burn the damn thing. Seriously, why can't they do that? I bet the blubber and methane would burn like the sun.

As for worrying about an explosion, I bet a few shots into the bloating cavity from a .45 or bow/harpoon would do wonders to ventilate.
 
E.J. Wells said:
This angers me.

When a cow dies, they just pour gas on it and set he bitch on fire. Smells fantastic! Why not just rope the area off, wait until midnight, burn the damn thing. Seriously, why can't they do that? I bet the blubber and methane would burn like the sun.

As for worrying about an explosion, I bet a few shots into the bloating cavity from a .45 or bow/harpoon would do wonders to ventilate.
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Simple solution. Drag it back to deep sea, attach some weight and let it sink to the bottom. Lobsters will appreciate it.
 
AKMVP said:
Simple solution. Drag it back to deep sea, attach some weight and let it sink to the bottom. Lobsters will appreciate it.
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Even if they could secure cables around the tail, I think just the friction of dragging it across teh surface would cause the whale to burst open.
 
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