Cralos Bozzer is teh besssss

[7StraightIsGreat]

Utah was 100% right in letting Carlos walk and time will prove Al Jefferson to be an extreme upgrade over that acne ridden douchebag. Sloanfail, come and defend yourself. Anytime Carlos does anything that you can spin as positive, you're in here blowing your own horn. Time for you to man up.

This Chicago team is seriously better with Taj Gibson in the line-up. It's going to be fun over the next 4 years as we watch Chicago desperately try to unload Carlo$ and his bloated contract to anybody who is dumb enough to take it.

I take that back, it's not going to be fun, it's going to be downright orgasmic.

 

[VINYLONE]

Utah was 100% right in letting Carlos walk

Of course they were. Turftoe Boozer is and will always be an injury prone player who gets hurt from essentially doing nothing. There are only a few supporters of his in this country. His parents, wife and Slurpfeld.

 

[moevillini]

wife? ex-wife perhaps....

 

[LogGrad98]

Of course they were. Turftoe Boozer is and will always be an injury prone player who gets hurt from essentially doing nothing. There are only a few supporters of his in this country. His parents, dermitologist and Slurpfeld.

Fixed.

 

[VINYLONE]

Not able to rep you...but you have credit with me.

WHO CAN STOP SLURPFELD?

 

[carolinajazz]

...here's another observation by ESPN regarding Boozer....something us Jazzfanzs knew all along...at least most of us!

"In the postseason, he is averaging 10 points and 10 rebounds in seven games, but after coming back from a late-season ankle injury he has been consistently singled out among fans and the media for a lack of aggressiveness defensively and sharpness offensively."

 

[VINYLONE]

Yeah, well, Slurpfeld will continue slurping Boozer...regardless.

 

[Mr. McGibblets]

I love reading the Chicago Bulls threads on Real GM. Posts seem to fall into three areas: 1) Majority can't stand Boozer and worry about the long term implications of his massive contract; 2) Minority defend him as "obviously playing hurt." (ed. LOL! He's always getting injured! Maybe he's playing hurt, but you can't count on him to remain healthy and be at 100%) 3) Tiny minority try to defend him and say he's just in a slump.

I love it. The thread spans 50+ pages with a second one popping up and quickly going 10+.

 

[VINYLONE]

Is one of the posters that is saying that Turftoe is in a slump going by the name "Slurp?"

 

[Hantlers]

Is one of the posters that is saying that Turftoe is in a slump going by the name "Slurp?"

Wow you are oh so witty. Solid joke.

 

[Hitman]

Actual headline of ESPN Story: Are Bulls Better Off Without Booz?