Bored with the lack of real news on the draft? Write a draft limerick.
Here’s my thoughts on Williams, Knight, Kanter (respectively):
Far better than poor Travis Deiner
Still rather too much of a tweener
Though good scoring sense,
A lack of defense
Will expose him like Anthony Weiner
To D-Will we’ll always pay tribute
The Jazz now need guards to contribute
With defense and skills
And a motor that kills
We’ll pray that Knight learns to distribute
With fears that Al’s game is erosive
The Jazz desire one less corrosive
His body and touch
Are valued so much
If Enes will just be explosive
Lame, I know. But I know you guys have a lot more creativity and writing skills than this idiot. Let’s see what you have.
Limericks: AABBA rhyme scheme – often 99559 syllable scheme, but can be flexible with a good rhythm – sometimes hinting toward the obscene
PS – I looked it up, Enes rhymes with Dennis
Here’s my thoughts on Williams, Knight, Kanter (respectively):
Far better than poor Travis Deiner
Still rather too much of a tweener
Though good scoring sense,
A lack of defense
Will expose him like Anthony Weiner
To D-Will we’ll always pay tribute
The Jazz now need guards to contribute
With defense and skills
And a motor that kills
We’ll pray that Knight learns to distribute
With fears that Al’s game is erosive
The Jazz desire one less corrosive
His body and touch
Are valued so much
If Enes will just be explosive
Lame, I know. But I know you guys have a lot more creativity and writing skills than this idiot. Let’s see what you have.
Limericks: AABBA rhyme scheme – often 99559 syllable scheme, but can be flexible with a good rhythm – sometimes hinting toward the obscene
PS – I looked it up, Enes rhymes with Dennis
