Date Gut

[The Thriller]

Ugh.

Why does pizza/Italian food give me date gut? It's just some gas. And then it's fine!

What are the worst places/foods to eat while on a date?

 

[UGLI baby]

Dude, I seriously cannot imagine you dating a girl

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[The Midnight]

Dude, I seriously cannot imagine you dating a girl

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Hahaha...bro.. to each his own.. to each his own, remember that...

 

[The Thriller]

Dude, I seriously cannot imagine you dating a girl

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What about a man?

Why is that? What the hell? Are you suggesting that hotties don't like discussing politics and jazz with me? Screw you

 

[LogGrad98]

Dude, I seriously cannot imagine you dating a girl

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Who ever mentioned a girl. Or a human.


Or a mammal.

 

[The Black Swordsman]

Go to red lobster, get her one of those cheese biscuits. Guaranteed laid that night.

 

[Gameface]

Ugh.

Why does pizza/Italian food give me date gut? It's just some gas. And then it's fine!

What are the worst places/foods to eat while on a date?

Beno works.

 

[candrew]

Go to red lobster, get her one of those cheese biscuits. Guaranteed laid that night.

Black chicks would not have anything to do with most of the guys on this board so I question the relevance of this advice.

 

[Scat]

Any place that has greasy, finger food. I always feel like I am covered in grease and need a shower... then again, that might make a great segue.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Wouldn't a better question be what are some of the better foods to eat?

Are you some date night gas-induced masochist?

 

[leftyjace]

Ruth's Chris is a pretty good place to take a date.

EDIT: Whoops. That's not what you were asking. Nevermind.

 

[fishonjazz]

Ruth's Chris is a pretty good place to take a date.

EDIT: Whoops. That's not what you were asking. Nevermind.

Ruths chris is my favorite! But its too damn expensive.
You should take me to dinner there lefty

 

[LogGrad98]

Any place that has greasy, finger food. I always feel like I am covered in grease and need a shower... then again, that might make a great segue.

 

[LogGrad98]

Ugh.

Why does pizza/Italian food give me date gut? It's just some gas. And then it's fine!

What are the worst places/foods to eat while on a date?

Start out with some overcooked broccoli. Move on to smoked kippers and dried fruit, mango works well. Then finish it off with anything from Golden Corral and you are set. The bloating will be epic!

 

[Stifle Tower]

Beno works.

Can it be any other PG or just Udrih?

 

[Duck Rodgers]

Anywhere they serve big portions should do the trick. I'm pretty sure most people probably overeat when out of dates, at least when going through that whole awkward get to know you phase. So when your car smells like an outhouse later on in the date and it wasn't you who did it.....

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Ugh.

Why does pizza/Italian food give me date gut? It's just some gas. And then it's fine!

What are the worst places/foods to eat while on a date?

Man, Pizza is like the best date food.

 

[default]

Man, Pizza is like the best date food.

Also accurate = "Man, Pizza is like the best food."

 

[Hotdog]

When I'm done with a date I always have to let out the biggest fart ever.

 

[JGolds]

There is really no way of avoiding it. You just need to develope gas release tactics. such as: when i was dating my wife i would always let her in the car first, shut her door, then walk the long way around the truck and pass some gas... I cant even tell you how many times i used this one. if you cant avoid the gas adapt to to it.