Deer in the headlights ---

[One Brow]

Congratulations.

 

[orangello]

I'm happy for you. As 1 of 9 I know how fun it can be to have plenty of siblings. Your younger kids are going to love it.

Also, congrats on being an honorary Mormon. Or us it HOnarary Mormon? Either way, congrats.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Among Catholics, 6 is also not uncommon.

I can't make him an honorary Catholic, I'm not Catholic.
Local board humor, more about attempting to be funny than being right or exact.

 

[Revolution 9]

Still in KY a few more days ... SHOCKED to find out today we're having ANOTHER baby. That'll be six. Thought we were done ..............

Please pray for me, or shoot me, either is fine. TIA

Have you ever thought of ....you know a condom?

 

[jazz_fanatic]

Can I borrow one? My sister has been reminding me nonstop that she'd like to be an aunt. I'll gladly take one off your hands for a few hours 'cause I ain't popping any babies out right now. Thanks much.

 

[nightmare3983]

Can I borrow one? My sister has been reminding me nonstop that she'd like to be an aunt. I'll gladly take one off your hands for a few hours 'cause I ain't popping any babies out right now. Thanks much.

Ah yes. There was a funny tweet about that.

 

[Scat]

Damn dude, by the time this latest one is ready to play ball you'll have to use a walker when teaching him!

Seriously though, congrats! I still remember when mine were old enough that I could start rough housing with them. They're cute up until then but they get fun when you can start throwing them around. I'm genuinely excited to have some grandkids... which sadly is not too far off.

 

[franklin]

I'm still trying to figure out he she got pregnant after the stray booze-n-lube text.

 

[Hartsock]

Still in KY a few more days ... SHOCKED to find out today we're having ANOTHER baby. That'll be six. Thought we were done ..............

Please pray for me, or shoot me, either is fine. TIA

Whenever I see families out and about that have 5,6,7, ...12,15,23 kids, I look into their fathers eyes. I see nothing but a cold dead place where his soul used to be.

That being said, I'm trying to talk my wife into having another one.

 

[Xsy]

As the sixth kid in my family, I can safely say that this is going to be your best and favorite kid.

Congrats!

(I would consider getting your wife an iud for her birthday, though.)

 

[Dr. Jones]

Thanks again, all .. Y'all ain't half bad.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Can I borrow one? My sister has been reminding me nonstop that she'd like to be an aunt. I'll gladly take one off your hands for a few hours 'cause I ain't popping any babies out right now. Thanks much.

Yes, anytime. I'll even pay. Lol

 

[TroutBum]

Yeah .. probably. We all know how guys named David are all wannabe's.

Not true. I am the sole inventor of a few world famous things, including: Being awesome. Being absurdly handsome. Having a porn-stache without being in porn. 2 girls 1 cup.

 

[nightmare3983]

Not true. I am the sole inventor of a few world famous things, including: Being awesome. Being absurdly handsome. Having a porn-stache without being in porn. 2 girls 1 cup.

I can't read that without thinking of Enes CanTear You Apart and laughing.

 

[candrew]

Among Catholics, 6 is also not uncommon.

I'm Catholic and I'm one and done.

Just the thought of 6 kids gives me a deathly chill down my spine.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I'm Catholic and I'm one and done.

Just the thought of 6 kids gives me a deathly chill down my spine.

Luckily, I lost my spine around #4. No more chills.

 

[Stoked]

Felicidades mi amigo! Calidad! Ojala mi tercer nina esta en camino...

 

[Dr. Jones]

Felicidades mi amigo! Calidad! Ojala mi tercer nina esta en camino...

Cheering your third, Stoked.

 

[TroutBum]

Felicidades mi amigo! Calidad! Ojala mi tercer nina esta en camino...

Tut mir leid. x2

 

[Dr. Jones]

Tut mir leid. x2

Ja, Sie sind