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"Ty Corbin sits in his office after another loss as Dennis Lindsey pays him a visit.
Dennis Lindsey stands outside of a door in the bowels of the Energy Solutions Arena, a plaque on the door reads "Tyrone Corbin." Dennis knocks on the door and waits for Corbin to welcome him in. As Lindsey opens the door, he is met with a familiar sight. Tyrone is sitting at his desk, doodling on a large white board. On Ty’s walls are several large white-board marker drawings of unicorns, all framed and hung with care.
"Hey Ty," says Dennis as he takes a seat on a rainbow colored chair in front of Ty’s desk.
"Oh, hey Dennis," replies Ty, looking up briefly before turning his attention back to his white board. "You know, I’ve been trying to get this unicorn’s tail just right, but its been hard. I want him to be unique, you know, stand out."
Dennis leans over the table to look, and smiles as he sees the blue and yellow unicorn Ty was laboring over. "You almost had that one, Ty," he says, smirking.
Ty looked confused, he stopped drawing and thought to himself before looking up at Dennis. "Oh, you mean that game?"
"Yeah."
"Oh, yeah. Well, the good news is I had an extra fifteen minutes or so to work on this little guy," Tyrone smiled as he pointed toward a purple unicorn that had been drawn on a white board that had basketball court lines. It was framed and hanging on his wall among several others.
"Wow, that’s a good one," said Dennis. "I’m glad you were able to finish it."
"Yeah, me too!" said Tyrone, grinning widely. "How do you like his horn? I put some great spirals in it."
"They’re fantastic," said Dennis. "I can’t wait to see what you come up with next game. Just remember-"
"Remember what?" asked Tyrone as he carefully colored in the unicorn’s tail.
"Unicorns are your top priority," Dennis gave a sly smile. "You keep enjoying your art, and you can show me all of the magnificent ponies you create come July." With that, Dennis got up and walked out of the door. He could hear Tyrone say goodbye, then shout for joy as he got the unicorn’s tail just right. Closing the door behind him, Dennis walked through the underbelly of Energy Solution’s Arena as he read over the few college scouting reports he had in his hand.
For additional satire, check out this link:
https://www.slcdunk.com/2013/12/8/5...icent-unicorn-creator-introduction-and-week-1
Dennis Lindsey stands outside of a door in the bowels of the Energy Solutions Arena, a plaque on the door reads "Tyrone Corbin." Dennis knocks on the door and waits for Corbin to welcome him in. As Lindsey opens the door, he is met with a familiar sight. Tyrone is sitting at his desk, doodling on a large white board. On Ty’s walls are several large white-board marker drawings of unicorns, all framed and hung with care.
"Hey Ty," says Dennis as he takes a seat on a rainbow colored chair in front of Ty’s desk.
"Oh, hey Dennis," replies Ty, looking up briefly before turning his attention back to his white board. "You know, I’ve been trying to get this unicorn’s tail just right, but its been hard. I want him to be unique, you know, stand out."
Dennis leans over the table to look, and smiles as he sees the blue and yellow unicorn Ty was laboring over. "You almost had that one, Ty," he says, smirking.
Ty looked confused, he stopped drawing and thought to himself before looking up at Dennis. "Oh, you mean that game?"
"Yeah."
"Oh, yeah. Well, the good news is I had an extra fifteen minutes or so to work on this little guy," Tyrone smiled as he pointed toward a purple unicorn that had been drawn on a white board that had basketball court lines. It was framed and hanging on his wall among several others.
"Wow, that’s a good one," said Dennis. "I’m glad you were able to finish it."
"Yeah, me too!" said Tyrone, grinning widely. "How do you like his horn? I put some great spirals in it."
"They’re fantastic," said Dennis. "I can’t wait to see what you come up with next game. Just remember-"
"Remember what?" asked Tyrone as he carefully colored in the unicorn’s tail.
"Unicorns are your top priority," Dennis gave a sly smile. "You keep enjoying your art, and you can show me all of the magnificent ponies you create come July." With that, Dennis got up and walked out of the door. He could hear Tyrone say goodbye, then shout for joy as he got the unicorn’s tail just right. Closing the door behind him, Dennis walked through the underbelly of Energy Solution’s Arena as he read over the few college scouting reports he had in his hand.
For additional satire, check out this link:
https://www.slcdunk.com/2013/12/8/5...icent-unicorn-creator-introduction-and-week-1
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