"Don't put it on me girl...."

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I think you have a typo in the thread title. Instead of "Don't put it ON me GIRL", didn't you mean for it to say "Don't put it IN me YOU DIRTY OLD MAN".

 

[Bronco70]

Mr. Old guy,

We, the parents of a 16 year old girl, give you permission to have sex with her.

Signed,
Mr. and Mrs. parents of the year

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Gameface again.

 

[LogGrad98]

Yeah, I can understand the physical attraction, but at some point you actually have to have a conversation with this stupid little teeny-bopper, which would make me want to cave my face in with a hammer.

This is so true. If you are not at least somewhat on the same plane in areas such as intelligence, learning, attitude, maturity it makes a long-term relationship very hard, no matter how good the sex is, or simply how pretty she is to look at. Or you can do like I did and marry up, or like Trout did and marry completely out of your league, maybe even your universe, or dimension.



So I wonder, how much did he pay or promise to pay to her parents?